My Brains

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
HUMOUR. WEIRD. FLASH FICTION.

Submitted: July 01, 2019

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Submitted: July 01, 2019

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My Brains

 

  I have just heard on the morning radio here

at Luna Park, that astronomers have discovered 

a new galaxy that consists not of stars and 

planets, but of brains.

  What a relief I now know where my brain is!

I no longer need to finish this breakfast of

scrambled brains on toast that my loving wife

so kindly donated to boost my intelligence.

  Tonight I will climb up onto the top of the

Ferris Wheel and spot the constellation Sagittarius,

the most philisophical of signs, where the galaxy

is located in the vacinity of, and jump off, and

fly there to reclaim my grey matter!

 

 


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