School Assembly

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Humour. Rainbow Sharia.

Submitted: March 07, 2018

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Submitted: March 07, 2018

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School Assembly

 

  Good morning boys, as your headmaster I'm pleased to

announce that in the interests of tolerance and inclusiveness,

I have deciced to rearrange the alphabet. The alphabet will

now read, L G B T...I think you know the rest.  No more A B C's.

  Any boy who does not follow this directive will be forced to

have gender reassignment without anaesthetic and wear a 

rainbow frock.

  I am pleased also to announce that nail sculpting will now

be a mandatory subject, and that body contact sport will be 

banned. The only body contact allowed at this school will be

sexual, remember that personal lubricant is freely available

at the school canteen.

  I also wish to remind you that the terms, " Mum and Dad "

and " Husband and  Wife "  and the highly offensive term,

" Guys " will not be tolerated. We are a progressive school, if

you suspect your parents don't share our values, don't tell them.

  Tomorrow I will be celebrating diversity by wearing a dress.

So boys take care to to remember our school motto,  " The

Future Is Queer! " Mwahahahah!

 

 

 

 

 


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