The Fat Man

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
HUMOUR.WEIRD. KEEP EATING!

Submitted: October 03, 2018

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Submitted: October 03, 2018

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The Fat Man

 

  I'm getting so fat, I look so gross. I've eaten all the food 

in the fridge, all the food in the kitchen cupboards. I've

eaten all the cat food, all the dog food. I've eaten the 

dog, the cat. I've eaten my clothes, my shoes!

  I can't stop eating, I'm getting so fat. I've eaten the 

furniture, the carpet, the television, the stereo, the computer.

I've eaten the bed, the the walls, the floorboards, the house!

  Now there's just me, I'm so fat. There's just me, an 

enormous obese pink lump of fat lieing on a

vacant block of land. I'm so fat, I can't move to eat, and all

the neighbourhood children come and look at me, and 

point and stare, and dance around me, and tease me for 

being fat...

- Look at the fatty, look at the fatty, he's so fat he's gonna

explode!

  But one of them gets too close, and I grab him with one

of my fat hands, and eat him because I'm still so hungry!

  But then the other children call the police, and they come 

and arrest me for being fat. And they take me away, and 

imprison me at Luna Park, where they chain me down as 

an exhibit, as a ride, and charge drunken tourists copious

amounts of money to jump up and down, and bounce on

" The Incredible Fat Man! "


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