The Hose

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE WATERED THE GARDEN!

The Hose

 

I was in the garden

Smelling a rose,

When I spied

The garden hose,

I stuck it up my bum

I felt gay I suppose,

But the water washed

My brains right out my nose!


Submitted: May 22, 2019

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Derina Peng

very original and creative. : D

Wed, May 22nd, 2019 12:35am

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Thanks for visiting Derina, don't try this!!! Water the grass instead!

Tue, May 21st, 2019 6:42pm

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