The Stars Have Teeth

The Stars Have Teeth

  I'm a famous astronomer, and I have discovered 

through careful observation with my home made

cardboard telescope, that the stars have teeth.

  Yes I know people say I'm crazy, but I have seen

them. Stars have hungry mouths with razor sharp

teeth inside, that have torn huge chunks out of

the moon! Can't you hear her screaming in pain?

They are slowly eating the Cosmos, soon it will

be all gone, and just their teeth will remain!

  Yes, pretty soon these same stars are going to 

attack the earth, and tear it to shreds, nothing

will be left, you won't be worried about global

warming then because the earth will be consumed

by the stars with teeth!

  Here look, look through my telescope, look at the 

stars with teeth. But don't look to close, else they'll 

bite you, and they've probably got rabies as well!

  I tell you, I'm a famous astronomer, and the stars 

have teeth...Yes I know you've got a big hypodermic...

But the stars will get you too...Before you inject me...

Because the stars have teeth...