The Unlucky Renovator

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic


HORROR.HUMOUR. FLASH FICTION. I RECCOMAND HER!


The Unlucky Renovator

 

  He'd never made love with a feminist builder with a

wooden hand before. It was a shame about the circular

saw taking off one of her hands. But she more than

made up for it in other ways! He'd be sure to get her to

do more renovation work in the future.

  She stopped using her mouth and placed his penis

in the palm of her wooden hand.

- You've got such a lovely erection!

- You gave it to me!

  She fired the nail gun with her normal hand...

- And now you've given it to me! Mmmmwhahahaha!

 


Submitted: August 13, 2018

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Adam Steele

I think she got it *Nailed down.

Mon, August 13th, 2018 5:44am

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Thanks Adam I think you're right there, but maybe he would have preferred
liquid nails!

Sun, August 12th, 2018 11:21pm

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