The Weird Girlfriend

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic

Horror. Humour. Flash Fiction.

Submitted: April 11, 2018

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Submitted: April 11, 2018



The Weird Girlfriend


- So Jim, this is Jill?

- Yeh mum. Jill this is my mum, you can call her Ann I guess.

- Yes Jill, come through to the kitchen, and we'll get you a cuppa.

What would you like Jill? Tea or coffee? Bill will you get Jill a 

cuppa? How about some tea?

- Oh no thanks, I'll just have a cup of boiling water.

- Boiling water?

- Yes, I've got to get rid of the germs in me. I don't want my darling

attacked by germs.

- You mean you're pregnant?

  Ann looks at her husband Bill, and then gives Jim a dirty glance.

- Oh no, It's not a baby, it's my darling! I can't get pregnant. I 

promised my parents I wouldn't have sex until I was married, if

I get pregnant I'll have to commit suicide. I have to do what they tell

me, because my father's having the electricity in his brain reversed.

I can't upset him.

  Ann and Bill give eachother a worried look, as they notice the 

slash marks on Jill's wrists. Ann asks...

- And what do you do with yourself Jill?

- I'm a singer in a band.

- They're called the Aliens mum. They do fifties covers.

- That sounds like fun. How's your boiling water Jill? Not too

hot I hope. You look a bit pale.

- Oh no, it's fine. I just feel a little sick...

  Jill vomits a purple thing with one big horn onto the kitchen 

table, it grows at an astronomical rate, and with its interstellar

razor teeth gets rid of Ann and Bill's heads in a flash, and then

begins feeding on them. Jill looks around for Jim, but he's already

running out the front door.

- That's a good boy, eat them up my darling...

  Jill walks to the front door and starts singing, " It was a one-eyed,

one-horned flying purple people eater..." As she looks for her boyfriend

down the street...



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