Vaginal Spiders

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic

Horror. Humour. Flash Fiction The Latest S.T.D.

Submitted: June 02, 2018

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Submitted: June 02, 2018



Vaginal Spiders


- How's things Jo?

- Not so good Ruth.

- Why? What's happened?

- Well I divorced Bert.

- Yeh! What's been happening Jo?

- My life had been a mess Ruth. A real mess. I went to a 

gynaecologist not long ago and he told me I had Vaginal Spiders.

- What? Did I hear you right?

- You sure did. Vaginal Spiders. There a real problem, they keep

coming out of me and crawling down my legs, it's really 

embarrassing. I have to wear jeans and hope that no-one notices

them on my feet.

- I've never heard of them. How did you get them?

- Well they're like AIDs, they're sexually transmitted.

- You been sleeping round Jo?

- No! No! I'll tell you. I walked in on Bert and he was going hell

for leather in our bed with a woman with eight legs and a head full

of eyes! I couldn't take any more of that, so I divorced him!

- I don't blame you, is their some kind of treatment you can 

have to get rid of them?

- No, no! Apparently once you've got them it's like HIV, it's

yours for life. But I've started dating Lenny the Lizard, the lizard

man from the circus, he loves eating spiders, he's got an 

incredible longue tongue that he catches them with, my life hasn't

been all bad.

- Half your luck! I could do with a lizard man myself.

- Why Ruth? Have you got marital problems too?

- I sure have Jo! I found Ron in our bed with a creature from

planet cockroach!

- Men! You should get a check-up!

- Yeh.

- Hey what's that scampering off your shoe?

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