Venus With A Penis

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


HUMOUR. REVIVAL OF THE FIFTIES CLASSIC!

Submitted: June 22, 2018

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Submitted: June 22, 2018

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Venus With A Penis

 

She's Venus with a penis

In blue jeans,

Mona Lisa

With a tail,

She's a walkin' talkin' work of art,

You should hear her fart!

 

My Venus with a penis

In blue jeans,

Is Cinderella with a 

Bearded jaw,

She's a hairy angel true

And she's a fairy too!

 

They say there's seven genders in the world

Over them I masturbate,

But now there's more than seven genders in the world

I just screwed number eight!

 

My Venus with a penis

In blue jeans,

Is everything

I hoped she'd be,

Macho godess from above

That is neither he nor she!

 

 


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