Lickalottapus

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
I can`t get away from these people...

Submitted: May 22, 2008

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Met another drunk today
wanted to trade a cigarette
for a joke.
I already had smokes
so I declined,
he explained how he would
tell me a joke, in exchange
for one of my cigarettes.
I figured what the hell
if I`m going to be forced
to smoke outside
I should get used to this.
So I tell him ,ok it`s a deal;
he says to me
what do you call a
lesbian dinosaur?
I look at him and say
I have no idea, and he answers...
a lickalottapus.
I gave him the whole pack
and went back to work.


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