Pussy Rescue

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
just another day in my life...

Submitted: March 01, 2008

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Today I was called upon
 to rescue a feline in distress
He was driven up the tree
in the front of my house
by my semi-alcoholic dog.
He had been up there for two days
and it wasn`t his howling that got to me
as much as the squirrels laughing at him.
My neighbors said get a ladder
not likely I replied,
he`s almost two floors up
I`m not shitting my pants
for any cat on Earth,
I`m not a cat person.
Next best option;
a long pole
with something soft on the end.
I lined him up like a pool shot
he turned his back to me
and I took the shot,
he sailed majestically
into the afternoon breeze,
then dropped like a fucking stone
landing with a thud on my lawn.
He sprang to his feet
hopped the fence
and casually strolled down the street
like what just happened
was his plan all along.
The squirrels gave him an eight
he didn`t stick the dismount,
I gave him a nine
for just being able to walk.


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