Funny Chat

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Ha this is a real chat. Not real names though. Not even real screen names. I have named them 'Charlie' and 'Adolf' but my name 'DeathuponTyne' and the others names are real. I couldnt be bothered with them. Enjoy!

Submitted: April 12, 2010

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Ha this is a real chat. Not real names though. Not even real screen names. I have named them 'Charlie' and 'Adolf' but my name 'DeathuponTyne' and the others names are real. I couldnt be bothered with them. Sorry, this kind of started a bit into the conversation, only a little though. Enjoy!

Charlie: I wasn't even talking to you. Adolf: No. How rude of you. DeathuponTyne: The whole world cannot be known Adolf: No. But the whole world can know one person. There's a substancial difference. Charlie rolls eyes. DeathuponTyne: touche Charlie: Not one of your lectures, please.... we're not at the table. Adolf: Indeed, Tyne. How old are you? DeathuponTyne: what does a table have to do with the knowledge of a wise one Charlie: Ignoring me, are we? Charlie: Oh, he always gives us his 'table talk.' Charlie: most of his wise words come out then. Charlie: Never have a meal with him. Lol. DeathuponTyne: In human years, thirteen Charlie: And... not in human years...? DeathuponTyne: I cannot say Charlie: Hmmm.... Charlie: Why not? DeathuponTyne: For there is too many years to count Charlie: What are you, anyways? Charlie: ah, fair enough. Adolf looks sideways at you both Adolf: This'll be interesting... DeathuponTyne: I am the circle Charlie looks at you intently DeathuponTyne: And the Circle is me Charlie: You're not lying as well... Charlie: How interesting... Charlie: I am the dead. Charlie: hence the date. DeathuponTyne: Intriguing Adolf: Charles, be careful. This is a public chat. Charlie: I know. Charlie: But no one's here, are they? Charlie: Do you believe in the living dead? DeathuponTyne: No \"one\" is ever there DeathuponTyne: of course Charlie: Well, that's a lie. I'm not the living dead. Charlie: lol Charlie: but... Charlie: I am dead. Charlie: Sort of. Charlie: Are we dead, adolf? Adolf: Oh, for God's sake... Charlie: I don't honestly think I am. DeathuponTyne: *smiles crookedly* Charlie laughs Yorkshire Lass: Are you thick? god! Charlie: Yes, I am. DeathuponTyne: It depends on what layer, Yorshire Charlie: Exactly... Charlie: I like you. Charlie: You're almost as witty as me. Charlie: Yorkshire Lass: spell it right Adolf shakes head. DeathuponTyne: I don't think that is possible, Charlie Charlie: You're one to talk of spelling, verity. Charlie: You don't think what is possible? DeathuponTyne: To be more witty than yourself Adolf: Charlie... meeting in ten mins. Charlie: I know, go away and plan something. Charlie: I'm talking to sane people. Adolf: Don't be rude. Adolf: I'm staying right here. Charlie: You ever spoken to the dead before? DeathuponTyne looks on Charlie: Tyne, I mean... DeathuponTyne: not to my knowledge Charlie: Oh. Well hello. DeathuponTyne: Oh, Charlie, the extent of your humour... Charlie: Is that sarcasm? DeathuponTyne: Not particularly Charlie: Just checking. DeathuponTyne: More like a mocking statement Charlie: Fair enough. DeathuponTyne smiles Charlie: Where are you from? usa? If so, Adolf won't like you. haha. DeathuponTyne: No, no. I would not like me either if that were the case Adolf sits back in chair and looks at the screen. DeathuponTyne: I am from Australia Adolf laughs merrily. Charlie: I can do a really good Australian accent. Charlie: Hehe. Charlie: But I'm from Paris. Charlie: Je suis Francais. DeathuponTyne: Tu es super cool DeathuponTyne: I know some french DeathuponTyne: but not much DeathuponTyne: Are you still present? Anyajoellienne enters the room DeathuponTyne: Hello Anya Anyajoellienne: hello DT DeathuponTyne: How are you? Anyajoellienne: okay and you? DeathuponTyne: As good as I can be DeathuponTyne: It seems our companions have been called elsewhere. Anyajoellienne: our companion? DeathuponTyne: Charlie and Adolf DeathuponTyne sighs DeathuponTyne: but such is the way of the world


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