Miscellaneous by: vampireHunter329
funny, joke, puzzle, riddle, enigma
Submitted: September 24, 2008
A man walks into a bar. What does he say?
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hahaha... yeah.. ;) lol
Order me a bear, lol
no but funny anyways!lol :)
Well, I'm guessing he hit his head, and if so he could be unconsious. Or dead. But if he were alive and conscious, I imagine he would say
hahaha! hes not dead or unconsious, but yeah, he said OUCH!
His thoughts were promptly interrupted by a painful thump on his forehead. He grumbled and stared up at the large bar, wondering who had placed it in such an obscene position. He became so flustered upon the subject he alerted the town council who had the pole removed. However, The man who had indeed put the pole there had done it for an extremely complicated purpose which would trigger a series of events and chain reactions which would save the world from utter destruction, unfortunately upon removing the pole he set events into place that would cause the Imminent destruction of the planet Earth, upon realizing this he said; "Well, fuck me." That's what he said XD.
oh wow... didn't think of that... thats a joke in itself!!! LOL ROFL LMAO!!!!!!
Your delightfully crazy with these riddles
thank you! lol!
did he say:
"What the fuckk? Who would put a pole in the way of my walking?"
thats what he said(:
haha that workz 2 i guess lol
FUCK U NINJA NIGHT U FUCKING FAGGIT
AND BTW HE SAID FUCK U NINJA NIGHT
Um.... Okay then?
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