Not so serious sacrifice

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Based off a true story.

So, Kar and I were talking on the phone when I heard crashes and a cat screaming, and then we had the picture in our head of someone sacrificing a cat. So we wrote this story. Enjoy.

Submitted: January 30, 2010

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Submitted: January 30, 2010



Chelsea was sitting at her desk, pencil gripped into her hands and paper blank in front of her and phone held up to her ear, and on the other side of the phone line Kar was in the same position.

"We need a new idea," Chelsea said.

"You're right, but I can't think of anything," Kar said.

Suddenly Chelsea heard a crash a next door and a cat screaming, then a crash, then a scream, then two crashes, then a scream. Then just then without any warning everything fell dead silent.

"I have an idea..." Chelsea said, in an evil tone, then suddenly Kar heard a faint mwuhahaha, and her eyes suddenly became wide.


It was dark in the center of the cornfield, there was the glowing moonlight overlapped by the dark and eerie clouds, right below the moon was swaying, black cloaks surrounding a fire. The night was dead silent except for a few crows calling, and then suddenly there was chanting.

The seemingly main figure (the one on her knees, closest to the fire) was looking down, and all you could see was her long black hair, blowing in the wind when suddenly you hear chanting of some sort.

"Rah, rah, uh uh uh, roma roma uh..." she said. The figure looked up, revealing her face which resembled Kar (this is Kar) she looked choked as if not knowing what to say.

"That's not how it goes!" Kar said, looking at the people behind her.

"Oh, sorry,wrong one," one says, and handed her the right words.

Kar started her chant which was in some type of strange snake-like language, with every few words the people behind her repeating the same thing in a more softer tone. A few moments later everything fell silent when suddenly Kar started chanting "boom shakalakalaka boom" and so on.

Another figure looked up, revealing the face of Chelsea.

"What the hell are you doing?" she asked.

"Go along with it!" she yelled back without hesitation.

A few moments later everybody in the cornfield was chanting "boom shakalakalaka boom", when they all finally stopped one was still chanting and getting funky with it.

"Jose, you moron, stop!" Chelsea shouted.

Suddenly Jose froze and got back into the position he was in before, coughing a little bit in shame.

"Get the cat," Kar said to Jose.

Jose took Tommy out of his cage, but without warning Tommy jumped out of his arms and started running around with everyone chasing him.

"Get him!" Chelsea shouted, and Jose jumped to tackle the very chubby cat, but hit the ground with an epic fail.

Tommy ran towards Kar and she calmly picked him up.

"It's time," she said, and she held the cat over the fire.


"That's a great idea," Kar exclaimed.

Kar and Chelsea began writing.

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