Professor Daniel

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

About a bunch of idiots and daniel

"There has been a tragidy today." Said the news guy. "A murder has taken place on main street. A young lady about twenty-three was strangeled and had her skin removed."

"Ha ha" Said the murderer. "They will never find out who did this, When it was I Proffesor Daniel (odd side note he never went to medical school, all well) My next murder will be just as good maybe even better and I know exactly who it will be... Amanda Kiser Ha Ha Ha Ha "

The next day Amanda who is a teenage girl about sixteen was walking down the street and ran into a pole (she is not that smart i proberbly should have said that).

"Ow stupid pole i mean honestly who puts those right on the sidewalk" Amanda exclaimed in pain rubbing her head"

Then she saw a strange man in an odd coat speaking gibberish( damn homeless freaks)

Then he pulled off his coat and yelled.

"Im Old Greg." Then ran away playing with himself(he really is odd, oh Old Greg)

She was slightly confused after that but whatever its a normal day in Dilldo, Newfoundland.

Back to the story though.

Proffesor Daniel was waiting around the next corner and when Amanda came he paniced and slapped he in the face with an old fish that he had just found in the trash can next to himI(he is very odd related to Old Greg i think) So Amanda was confused screamed and called the cops. Under presure Daniel Thought he had no choice but to confess to multiple murders he has commited in the past five years. Officesor John was completly confused well i think he was i mean he was talking to a fish ramming his head into a pole(he is speacial in the helmet and name tag sort of way). THe other cop finnaly came in Officor Mom, she gave John some warm milk and made him take his fish and take a nap.

"sorry for that he isnt all there but anyways you both go to jail so yeah see ya'

Daniel and Amanda both went to jail where they both got raped multiple times by Old Greg. Amanda is out now she was only in for being such and idiot. Daniel on the other hand died a horrible death in Jail... Raped to death... By Amanda, And John also died but thats because he fell in love with a gun and married it, and on their Honeymoon he tried to have sex with it and blew his head off.

So thats the end of my story about love and loss... Wait thats the complete wrong story the real story is just about a bunch of idiots who wind up killing them selves apart from Amanda which is suprising i mean i am wrighting the story and i thought she was the first one to go on account of the retarded thing but what ever. Anywho thats it... leave.

THE END


Submitted: July 29, 2009

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