Little red riding hood altered

Reads: 137  | Likes: 0  | Shelves: 0  | Comments: 0

More Details
Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is a silly poem I started based on an assignment I once had to look at well known fairy tales from a different perspective and see where it leads... this is what came out:)

Submitted: February 23, 2013

A A A | A A A

Submitted: February 23, 2013




Little humpty red riding hood -

Little red-riding hood sat on a wall

Little red-riding hood had a big fall

Little red-riding hood fell in a bog

Little red-riding hood’s knickers were sogged


Then all of her friends and all of her kin

Came to help, or mock with a grin

Little red-riding hood was miserably wet

And huffed off with her frown firmly set


Little red-riding hood's shoes squelched

Little red-riding hood's feet were drenched

Little red-riding hood was quite upset

Little red-riding hood wanted to rest


She wished she'd never climbed the wall

She wished she'd never had a big fall

She wished to Grandma's she had gone

So she'd be allowed to go to prom


Little red-riding hood's mother knew best

Little red-riding hood failed the test

Little red-riding hood couldn't go on a date

Not even as the no good wolf's play-mate…

© Copyright 2017 veltzshmertz. All rights reserved.

Booksie 2017-2018 Short Story Contest

Booksie Popular Content

Other Content by veltzshmertz

The End of a Good Man

Short Story / Religion and Spirituality

Popular Tags