Finally, My Ass

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A cougar in her relationship, a JLO in her rear

It has taken me almost forty years but I finally like my ass. Granted, it's a wide flat white-girl ass but for some reason I'm fond of it. And there are times in my life when it was probably looking even better (the 1990's living in San Francisco walking all those steep hills) but the reason I'm liking it so much now is that I have found acceptance. Acceptance of my body that is. As well, I am grateful to Jennifer Lopez who once she gained popularity gave us all permission to have big butts. Now guys like a big bottomed girl and they are not afraid to say so. Luckily for me.

So there's that and the fact that I'm finally listening when they say they like my ass. At last there is a part of me that thinks maybe they are right, maybe I am hot. I just wish I could have come to this conclusion thirty years ago. Oh well, better late than never, because hopefully I still got a lot of smokin' years left in me!

And speaking of being smokin' a little late in life, I am excited that nowadays it is not only hot to have a fat ass but it is hot to be a cougar. Because I qualify on that front as well. My boyfriend is chronologically ten years younger than me but emotionally he is at least fifteen years younger. So the issue is not that I am older but that he is younger. Thus I am finding out that it is the emotional age not the chronological age that makes the difference and I am just discovering what everyone else around me already knew - he is too young for me. They have been nothing but supportive and high fiving me for dating someone ten years younger in theory but I think all who know us personally, realize there is a huge difference in our emotional age which sometimes makes things rather unsatisfying.

I wonder how Ashton and Demi do it. Is he unusually emotionally mature for his age or does she mother (smother) him? Because it's not about her looking young for her age - I think we can all agree that women in their forties are gorgeous - but rather it's about do you feel in sync with each other and emotionally balanced in your cougar relationship? Even though I have not been too successful with it I still think it is a good thing if you can make it work for you. It really just depends on the individuals involved I imagine. So would I do it again? Um....maybe?


Submitted: January 13, 2011

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