The Grumpy Man is Unhappy, Always

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A grumpy man injures a Witness, thus ensuring his eternal punishment

Submitted: April 01, 2007

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Submitted: April 01, 2007



The grumpy man is unhappy always, even on weekends when he is not required to labour for the benefit of a heinous government. When the grumpy man prematurely flips a pancake and it breaks into battery pieces, the frying pan sails through the kitchen window, randomly striking a Witness spreading the hopeful word of Jehovah. This action assures the grumpy man a place in eternal hellfire. Jesus will greet the Witness in 23 earth years at the Pearly Gates. Jesus will give the Witness a stylish cardigan which he will wear in Heaven, causing unspoken envy among the other angels.

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