No win no fee

Poem by: west158

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Fed up of seeing "no win no fee" adverts so decided to write this because I was bored. I understand accidents happen, but then there are others who just claim for the hell of it.

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Submitted: October 04, 2012

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No win no fee
That's what I saw on the TV
As I looked at the floor
I saw one pea
That must've fell off a plate
When a lad was rushing for his date
So as I walked, I stood on the pea
Ouch as I tried to move my knee
In agony I was
A guy approached
Looking from above
I saw his welcoming glove
"No win no fee"
Is what he said
I looked at the squashed pea.
I see
I replied
He helped me up
And the phone I rang
A welcoming voice sang
"No win no fee"
I light up with glee
Then I looked back at my knee
Off to hospital I went
With one leg bent
A doctor came to see me
And of course, my knee
He said it was the pea to blame
But so was the incident I wanted to claim
I looked down in shame
He knew the scheme
And began to gleam
As he pulled back the curtains
There before me
Was others with their bad knee
All from that same pea
The rule of the thumb
Is don't be a bum
Suck that thumb
Stop Trying to ruin your country' economy
And of course, mind that knee!


© Copyright 2016 west158. All rights reserved.

No win no fee No win no fee

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Fed up of seeing "no win no fee" adverts so decided to write this because I was bored. I understand accidents happen, but then there are others who just claim for the hell of it.
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