The Brave Prince

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
All this big talk- what's the underlying message?

Submitted: December 21, 2011

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"Not to worry, my love, I will not let him live."

Must I really fight him? He's so bloody big.

"I'll hunt him, I'll find him, I'll slice him to pieces-"

But I might be too ill, I've... um... got the sneezes.

"I'll never again let anyone treat you like that!"

Unless you go batty, get ugly or fat.

"You'll be protected by me, until your dying day!"

Except from your mother: she's crazy, as I always say.

"You're beautiful, clever, as cool as ice cubes."

Really, what I'm saying, is you have big-

"What's that my love? I'm so sweet it's unreal?

Good. Now get in the kitchen and make me a meal!"

 


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