Part Three: THE TALKSHOW HOST GIG, THE BEST JOB EVER!

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How to break into being a Talk show host. The secrets are revealed and they may shock you on who gets picked and why hosting a Internet show from your basement may not be the key to your future.

Submitted: August 18, 2014

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Part Three: THE TALKSHOW HOST GIG, THE BEST JOB EVER!

 

BY: WILY GEIST

 

 When you are dreaming of being a talk show host, remember that it is a very tough racket to break into.Normally, people don't get paid for chatting. Of course, there are horrid jobs that require talking like telemarketer, car salesman, but those are at the bottom of the job pickle barrel.

WHAT YOU NEED IS A CONNECTION TO GET THAT TV TALK HOST GIG

Sadly, to get this connection it may involve sex with an old person or worse yet the bleak and painful world of reality TV.Reality TV is where you are forced to live naked and sustain yourself with a diet of bugs and earthworms to get your mug on TV. I will forgo the naked survivalist bit and proceed to the most efficient and profitable way to get on TV. This too will involve being naked, but make sure that person buys you a steak dinner and flowers first.For role models, my first example is Julie Chen. Notice that the old guy was her target connection, her crudely put SUGAR DADDY. Now, she most likely doesn't have any more talent than you do, but she did sleep and marry this old guy to get the cushy talk-show jobs. For you, women remember that old guy you normally wouldn't give the time of day to, maybe your connection to the big time.

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If you have ethics just forgo your dreams of a TV career or most jobs in America that have big paychecks.Jobs were ethics are taboo are Wallstreet player, any major CEO, oil company PR person or most things were you have to lie to sell the product. Now for those wondering why they have to host an Internet webcam show from their basement; the answer is simply you don't have the right connection or name.

Now people like Julie have no problems sweeping ethics under the rug of her conscience.My problem with Julie Chen working on CBS is that she is practicing nepotism. Why is Julie stealing your job from you. Her sugar daddy Les Moonves makes 60.3 million dollars a year got his young wife two shows on his network. The Talk and Big Brother both on CBS.

Both shows require little to no talent, and you most likely even could use a chimp as fill in for her and her high heels. In fact,replacing her with a Chimp would give the show a better edge, then her inane comments and banter. Speaking of chimps, there was a Mr. Muggs the pioneer TV star on NBC. If he had tried to get a job on CBS, the primate would have to be related to Moonves or have slept with him before getting his cute face on TV.

Before Moonves, TV in the 1950s it was a fresh media and ground breaking time, with live shows and sparkling conversation, Jack Parr and Steve Allen both geniuses in their own way. Comedic skits done live by Sid Cesar made SNL look like a mere high-school student's skit. Early TV was based on real talent, and Mr. Muggs actually beat a lot of human actors for that coveted position. Unlike the ratings of the Today show today, Mr. Muggs was hit and the ratings went up.

 

 


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