>THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY!!
>Thought for the day:
>When I play rock/paper/scissors, I understand that scissors can beat
>paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f*%$ing way
>paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock,
>rendering it immobile?
>Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?
>Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of
>notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take
>notes in class?... I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT
>A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds.
>When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when
>somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the
>face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t, I'm sorry. I
>thought paper would protect you"
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