What Happened?!!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
My take on the scary world of high school

Submitted: May 06, 2010

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I know what you're thinking, you're thinking Bri, what you talking about! What happened? That's exactly what I want to know! I mean, I'm fifteen years old, and I'm wonderin' what the heck happened? Where'd my childhood go? I mean, it seems like only a second ago I was playin' with my blocks and dolls and watchin Tom and Jerry, but I blinked and someone changed the scenery. They jacked my blocks! Tom and Jerry went AWOL, and who knows where the dolls went! Now I sit at a table in class for eight hours a day listening to a balding old guy teach me about Sir Isaac Newton and the laws of gravity with 20 some kids who are just as alarmed as I am! We got dumped into this scary world that's too loud and crowded called high school. No more babying for us, now we have to learn that P.E means RUN FASTER!, that in between class bell means BOOK IT TO YOUR NEXT CLASS!, and teacher talking means NO YOU CANNOT GO TO THE BATHROOM! I know, I wanted to cry too. We get to find the oh so lovely joy of rumors, detention, and hormones that turn you into this crazy wack job that you didn't know existed! I mean we are talking a full blown Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde transformation here! One minute your sitting there, talking to little Susy about you're sleepover next Friday and the next minute AAAAAAAAA! And god forbid a teenage boy who is the least bit attractive shows up, cuz then the crap hits the fan and nothing gets done! Can we say post appocalyptic situation here? If the world were to end in 2012, all the teenagers would be like "cool...so about last night's party..." Who invented this place? Hitler?! Terrorists?! An Insane Assylum escapee?!!! But through it all, there is some sanity. All I can say is thank god for lunch time and movy days! I'm surprised that the teachers have lasted as long as they do! Secretly, I think they find us hilarious. Why do you think they take our notes and cell phones and music players when they catch us? It's because what we say and do and listen to and THINK ABOUT leaves them rolling on the floor and wetting themselves! Quite frankly, speaking from experience, teenagers are not human. For seven years, a little goblin in our brains snatches every shred of humanity and hides it in the "puberty" box and doesn't let us out until we're 20 or so. It gives us about a second of prep time before we realize that we're in the real world now before letting us scream "WHAT DO WE DO!!!!" at the top of our lungs and curl up into the fetal position, sucking our thumb for 18 hours. Once we emerge from our emergency catatonic state of total flipping out that one of two things happens. Either A, you stay flipped out and end up living in your parents basement, playing video games and wondering where the tv remote is ( usually lodged between the moldy pizza box and the pile of moving socks that smell like you killed a family of wet dogs in them) and being several pounds overweight... or OPTION B. The most unconcievable option of all... YOU DEAL WITH IT!!! Life has happened, and 90% of us take it like the smelly people that we are. Through out this whole post, you've probably thinking GET TO THE POINT, I MEAN GOOD LORD WOMAN!!! Well first of all I'm at my point, and second, its my blog so BACK OFF!!! Sorry, i lost it there... Well the point is, high school is what happened. It's the first step becoming a member of the earth that actually contributes. Do yourself a favor. Actually listen to the balding man I mentioned before. He may teach you something that you can use in your life. This is all taught to you so that when you come back to your 15 year class reunion you can say you accomplished more than being the best World of Warcraft Gamer ( in your parent's basement I might add) in the history of the world. And hey, you'll make some memories you might miss if you drop out! Live your life, do what you gotta, say what needs to be said.


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