Tommy Dod he was a sod,
His bum was made of clay,
He hid behind the donkeys cart,
And blew the wheel away.
The wheel went into the barbers shop,
And caught the barber on the chop.
The barber came out with a rusty gun,
And said "Now ye beggar ye got ta run!"
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