The Lonely Man That One Day Got Randomly Attacked By An Unknown Monster

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The Lonely Man That One Day Got Randomly Attacked By An Unknown Monster




Lonely Man

Horrifying Monster



Lonely man: Woooohhhhhhh!


Narrator: The lonely man almost fell off the pier. It was a cold, freezing winter day and the lonely man was sitting on the edge of the pier feeling sorry for himself because no one liked him.


Narrator: Suddenly, something started to rise out the water.


Lonely man: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


Monster: On behalf of my planet, I is going to burn you and eat you.


Lonely man: Aaaaaahhhhhhhh, who the are you?


Monster: I can not tell you but I think now I am going to eat you.


Narrator: The ugly, frightening monster crawled upon the pier.


Lonely man: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!


Narrator: The man screamed so hard that the monster lost his hearing and the lonely man fell off the pier into the freezing water.


Monster: What has just happened?


Narrator: The old man pulled himself on the pier and began to run and scream at the same time.


Lonely man: Ahhh, don’t, eat, me, pleaseeeeeeee!!!!!!!


Monster: What did you say?


Lonely man: I said don’t eat me.


Monster: I can’t hear you.


Monster: Anyway, I feel hungry so i'm going to eat you.


Lonely man: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Narrator: The lonely man continued to run around screaming while the deaf monster tried to eat him.


Narrator: An hour later, the lonely man tired out the monster so much that he flopped to the ground.


Monster: blurgh!!!


Lonely man: Yes, take that you horrifying monster! I knew that I would tire you out but i'm hungry.


Monster: Huh?


Narrator: The lonely man gave the monster a hearing aid.


Monster: How can you afford that? I thought you were lonely poor?


Lonely man: Thats what everyone thought because I dressed up as a lonely man. I am actually the 7th richest man in the world. Now I am going to eat.


Monster: Don’t eat me! Please!


Lonely man:Why would I eat you? You’re poisonous and you would probably taste like rotten eggs. I’m just gonna leave you their for the rest of your life you despicable,weak, hideous monster.


Narrator: The monster became a lonely monster and he was left their on the pier till the end of his life without anyone noticing.


THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!











Submitted: March 26, 2018

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HAahahha. Amazing sense of humor!

Mon, March 26th, 2018 11:22am

Luna Abbot


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