So You Think You Know...

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Five random facts about me, that you probably never saw coming.

Submitted: February 07, 2009

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Submitted: February 07, 2009

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So you must think you know me pretty well by now. Well, you can't be any farther from the truth. Here are five random facts about me, that you probably never saw coming...

ONE

I am about as blind as a bat.

Well, maybe not that drastic, but I do where glasses about 24/7.

TWO

Eyes gross me out. I mean I can pretty much handle the irises and all that jazz, eyes in general are kinda pretty in general. But when you see all of the saggage and blood when people do there eyeliner, I'm about ready to pass out.

THREE

I'm pretty much convinced that bees, wasps and hornets will all become mutant, huge and take over the world. It'll all happen around 2017, after Canada wins like six bajillion gold medals in the Vancouver 2010 Olympics. (*Knocks on wood!*)Some wierd Canuck scientists will try and super breed these flying death monkeys to try and make more honey, but the experiment will go horribly wrong, and that's how we'll all die in the end. So much for the global warming theory...

FOUR

As you can see from number three, I'm a worry wart, and a rambler. This doesn't help me, because whenever I have a panick attack, my heart rate goes increasingly high. So whoever said stress couldn't kill a man, obviously didn't have to see a nut case like me.

FIVE

My dream world isn't as strange as reality. Even when I have dreams about swiming in Oreo Jello, it seems to make more sense than my algaebra homework.


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