Friendship Promises

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A very funny version of a friendship poem - all the stupid things your friends REALLY would do for you.

Submitted: October 23, 2007

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Submitted: October 23, 2007

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Friendship promises
 

 

Here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this page-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

 

 
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
 
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
 
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 
 
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
 
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
 
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
 
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
 
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
 
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
 
Because you are my friend.
 
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.


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