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Nine Times Out Of Ten

Poem by: XxPrincessxX

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This is about the way guys should react with girls. very amusing. please comment!

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Submitted: February 21, 2008

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Submitted: February 21, 2008

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Nine Times Out Of Ten
Guys-
If you like a girl who seems a little…slutty, then nine times out of ten she’s going to like you too.
 
Guys-
If you’re interested in a girl who doesn’t even know you exist, nine times out of ten you asking her out will automatically put you on her radar, simply for your dumb courage.
 
Guys-
Try not to stutter. It’s cute, but nine times out of ten she’s just going to get frustrated.
 
Guys-
If she says yes, nine times out of ten you skipping down the hall yelling “I got a date!” at the top of your lungs will only make her regret it.
 
Guys-
If she always laughs at the jokes you make even when no one else finds them funny, and she can’t help but smile every time she meets your eyes, nine times out of ten she wants you to take the fucking hint.
 
Guys-
Just because she hasn’t asked you out yet, does not mean she doesn’t like you. Nine times out of ten, she will be thinking you don’t like her, because you haven’t asked her out.
 
Guys-
If she pokes you and runs away, or steals your favorite pen, nine times out of ten she’s hoping you’ll keep chasing her. Trust me; she doesn’t really want your pen.
 
Guys-
Take her to a movie you’ve both already seen. Nine time out of ten, it won’t bother her as much when you want to engage in other activities.
 
Guys-
She doesn’t always want flowers and chocolates for special occasions. Nine times out of ten, she would be quite pleased if you took her shopping. You may not want to go into every clothing store she sees, but she will absolutely love trying on the most revealing outfits as thanks.
 
Guys-
When she pushes you away, nine time out of ten she really wants you to hold her close. Girls love using reverse psychology.
 
Guys-
Call her back right away. Nine time out of ten, she will be sitting by her phone waiting for you. She does not want to sit there for the next two days.
 
Guys-
I wrote this. I am a girl. Why should you doubt me?
 
Guys-
She’s always right. Always.


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