Twilight - Vampires do not sparkle!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Young Adult  |  House: Booksie Classic
My review of Twilight (just the 1st book) but you can read my more brief review of the whole series which has been featured here: http://www.booksie.com/non-fiction/book_review/xxxbeautifulmonsterxxx/the-twilight-saga-epic-fail

Submitted: August 29, 2010

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Twilight
By Stephenie Meyer


Okay, so we all know Twilight, right? It was just a load of rubbish! Well that's my opinion on Twilight but not on the whole series so don't go to bite me just yet! Twilight's basic plot was Bella moves to her dad's house and she sees this handsome guy who happens to be a vampire and they fall in love. He is called Edward Cullen. Then, some other vampires come during a game of vampire baseball and want Bella for themselves. They run away and Bella nearly dies because James bit her on the finger but luckily 'good old' Edward saves her (we could see that coming a mile off).
My opinion on Twilight is rather the same as most haters but I DON'T hate the whole series just T and BD (Breaking Dawn for those who don't know). I mostly hate Twi because its all Cullen Cullen Cullen rubbish all the way through and I get fed up of Bella's constant descriptions of Edward. I don't see why she finds him so drop dead gorgeous because I find him ugly. And I read Twilight in late 2006, way before the films so I have never liked Edward. Another thing is that Bella says Edward smells like 'Old Man' or something along those lines and that, to me, would be eew eew eew eew eew...if you get my point! The WORST thing about the book was that Edward, and all the other Vampires for that matter, sparkle in the sun. So let me get this straight: Dracula died in the sun, the Cullen's spar - kl -e? That doesn't make any sense!
Vampires don't sparkle, they DON'T sparkle, sparkle NO NO! THE DON'T SPARKLE!!! Just needed to get that point across there.
One of the most annoying things about Twilight was that Jacob gave the whole plot of New Moon away when he met Bella at the beach. Not to mention half of Twilight! Okay, so we didn't know that then but once we found out Edward was a vampire, we pretty much knew that Jake was going to be a werewolf. Don't say I hate Jake because I don't: he was my favourite character other than when he imprinted on the devil Renesmee but that is another review entirely!


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