A Cat, a Dog, and a Potato

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What happens when a red head, a brunette, and a blonde rob a supermarket? I don't claim ownership of this joke; I merely heard it from a friend.

One day a policeman walks into a supermarket to find three women robbing it.  He tries to stop them, but they make it into the back of the store and climb into three bags they find.

The policeman kicks the first bag, and the red head says, "Meow!" in a high-pitched voice.  The policeman thinks it is only a cat and moves on.

The policeman kicks the second bag, and the brunette says, "Woof!" in a low-pitched voice.  The policeman thinks it is only a dog and moves on.

The policeman kicks the third bag, and the blond shouts at the top of her lungs, "POTATO!!!"

Submitted: September 30, 2011

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Lucy Mae

That's weard but i like it for 3 year old's not 9 year old's like me.HAHAHAHA. Read my story in short stories it's called The Breakout.Write a killer comedy one for children under 10 years old ok that would be good. When you red mine leave a comment thank you.

Sat, October 1st, 2011 7:32am


Hey this is funny. It truly describes blondes...

Sat, October 1st, 2011 2:17pm


haha my blond friend was a little PO'd at this one though... :D

Sat, October 1st, 2011 9:21am


I love this joke. It never gets old. :D I am gonna tell it to my aunt(she's a blond.)

Wed, October 5th, 2011 7:44pm


Ha ha! :) Thanks for the comment!

Wed, October 5th, 2011 1:30pm


Fuck you all

Thu, November 10th, 2011 3:34pm


Why take offense? :(

Thu, November 10th, 2011 7:35am



Sun, November 13th, 2011 4:40pm


ikr :3

Sun, November 13th, 2011 8:57am


Wow that was really funny I told my mom and my dad am boyfriend my sister my uncle chad they were lol

Sat, November 19th, 2011 12:37am


Haha. Thanks. :3

Sat, November 19th, 2011 8:48am

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