A Cat, a Dog, and a Potato
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Miscellaneous by: Yoshie Akira
One day a policeman walks into a supermarket to find three women robbing it. He tries to stop them, but they make it into the back of the store and climb into three bags they find.
The policeman kicks the first bag, and the red head says, "Meow!" in a high-pitched voice. The policeman thinks it is only a cat and moves on.
The policeman kicks the second bag, and the brunette says, "Woof!" in a low-pitched voice. The policeman thinks it is only a dog and moves on.
The policeman kicks the third bag, and the blond shouts at the top of her lungs, "POTATO!!!"
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That's weard but i like it for 3 year old's not 9 year old's like me.HAHAHAHA. Read my story in short stories it's called The Breakout.Write a killer comedy one for children under 10 years old ok that would be good. When you red mine leave a comment thank you.
Hey this is funny. It truly describes blondes...
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haha my blond friend was a little PO'd at this one though... :D
I love this joke. It never gets old. :D I am gonna tell it to my aunt(she's a blond.)
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Ha ha! :) Thanks for the comment!
Fuck you all
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Why take offense? :(
LOL
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ikr :3
Wow that was really funny I told my mom and my dad am boyfriend my sister my uncle chad they were lol
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Haha. Thanks. :3
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