A Cat, a Dog, and a Potato

Miscellaneous by: Yoshie Akira

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red, police, dog, cat, blond, potato, brunette

Summary

What happens when a red head, a brunette, and a blonde rob a supermarket? I don't claim ownership of this joke; I merely heard it from a friend.

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Submitted: September 30, 2011

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Submitted: September 30, 2011

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One day a policeman walks into a supermarket to find three women robbing it. He tries to stop them, but they make it into the back of the store and climb into three bags they find.

The policeman kicks the first bag, and the red head says, "Meow!" in a high-pitched voice. The policeman thinks it is only a cat and moves on.

The policeman kicks the second bag, and the brunette says, "Woof!" in a low-pitched voice. The policeman thinks it is only a dog and moves on.

The policeman kicks the third bag, and the blond shouts at the top of her lungs, "POTATO!!!"

A Cat, a Dog, and a Potato

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Genre: Jokes

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Lucy Mae

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Sat, October 1st, 2011 12:32am

That's weard but i like it for 3 year old's not 9 year old's like me.HAHAHAHA. Read my story in short stories it's called The Breakout.Write a killer comedy one for children under 10 years old ok that would be good. When you red mine leave a comment thank you.