I'm Sorry Santa

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Who killed Santa Claus?

Submitted: December 10, 2011

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Down came the jolly fat man

Onto the fire he went

I cackled and laughed

He rolled around on the ground

But the fire grew and grew

Old Saint Nick oh where's my camera?

I asked you repeatedly for the same item

Each year i didn't get my rocket launcher

or the Grenade launcher

or even the AK-47

So I've decided to murder the bringer of joy

Each year i've gotten no joy

Why should anyone else have it?

So here you go now extinguished

Death of your jollyness will spread to sadness around the world

I kick Nick over on his back

Dad?


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