Random Funny Attack 2

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
funnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy at least i think so

Submitted: November 20, 2011

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Blonde:Oh,no,no,no! I cant remember!

Guy: Cant remember what?

Blonde: The number for 911

 

Mom:Boy's get up ok?!

Dad:fine,im up!

*3hours later*

Mom and dad:are you up yet?

Kid:yes im up

dad;finally

*2 minutes later*

Dad: Sleep all day,good for nothing,lazy bones!

Kid: Bingo playing,early bird special eating,old geezer!!

 

Teacher:Uh,what did you draw?

Student:You

Teacher:Its brown and lumpy...

Student:I know

 

Mom:Eat the fricken green beans

Kid:You eat it

Mom: I ate them all

Kid: More like chewed on them..

Mom:what do you mean?

Kid:ask the your friends' husbands

 

Blonde: Hey whatya doing

Guy next to her:Um,not much

Blonde:Oh,who she?

 

Popular girl:What do you want?

Nerd:What are you doing?

Poular Girl: Not you

 

Number 3,coming soon


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