Difference Between Potentially and Realistic.

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A son asked his father a question...

Submitted: December 18, 2009

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A young boy went up to his father and asked, Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then, ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Finally, ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from this."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would, I couldn't pass up an opportunity like that!" Next, the boy went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl exclaimed, "Oh my God! Talk about a win-win situation. I'd do it in a heartbeat!" Finally, the boy went to his brother with the same question. "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Sure," the brother replied, "Do you have any idea how much cool stuff a million dollars would buy?"

The boy pondered all of this information for a while, and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy answered, "Yes sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million bucks, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a fag."


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