Cat at the Side of the Road

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

"kecurb is stuck in brucek's skit and is trying to find a way out." was written by brucek. After part three, I came up with this part four.

The Complete Series:
a curve in the road ahead by brucek
A Curve in the Script Ahead by Zin-Dar
rose at the side of the road by brucek
Cat at the Side of the Road by Zin-Dar
the end at the end of the road by brucek

The Author and the Real Author left the skit once more. Kecurb stumbled upon Rose, a little pink rock. The two ‘got to know each one another closely’ and are now standing next to a little forest of condom trees. In a nearby tree a wide toothy grin appeared.

kecurb: Bruce! I won’t even bother this! I don’t care for Chesshire Cat! I refuse to play out this lame skit of yours! I’m running away!

chesshire cat (in a very hoarse voice like an old man): Pardon me, sir. You seem to be a bright fellow. Come here, please! Look, I'm selling some wonderful things. Please, come look.

kecurb: What is this? Who are you? I didn’t know Chesshire Cat was an old man!

chesshire cat: Oh, but I’m no Chesshire Cat, nor am I just an old man. You may have heard of me before…

kecurb: Oh really? How could I possibly know you?

chesshire cat: If you know burcek, you certainly know me. I’m another trapped soul he has created.

kecurb: Wait… are you-?

chesshire cat: Yes, Merlin, the wizard.

kecurb: But aren’t you a man, and wear a blue point-

chesshire cat: NO HAT! I hate hats, I always get that, and I hate it!

kecrub: Sorry old geezer, but I thought I read about your blue ha-

chesshire cat: I said no hats!

kecurb: Fine, fine, I give up. No hats.

chesshire cat: No hats!

kecurb: No hats… But why are you a cat?

chesshire cat: I got bored, I wanted some change.

kecurb: Are you the ORIGINAL Chesshire Cat?

chesshire cat: … Maybe?

kecurb: Rrrrriiiiiight… So, what are you doing in here then?

chesshire cat: Oooh I was having such troubles. No one would buy my trinkets or lucky charms, not even the young sprites that used to pass the road.

kecurb: It doesn’t explain why you are HERE.

chesshire cat: To the point: I sell condoms, want a pair?

kecurb: CONDOMS? A PAIR?!?!

chesshire cat: Of course they come in pairs.

kecurb: WHY WOULD THEY COME IN PAIRS?

chesshire cat: Oooh… I forgot… You mortals don’t…

kecurb: Don’t what?

chesshire cat: Never mind…

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*There’s a long awkward pause.*

rose: Hey kecurb, what do you say we buy that pair? We could have a GREAT time!

kecurb: Shut up!

rose: May I come back down in your pocket?

kecurb: Come on, this is just fucked up! Do we have to make this skit so damned perverse?!?

rose: Oooh, being direct are we? Yes, a damned perverse skit, wouldn’t you like that, oh my I can feel the heat already! Yes please, kecurb!

kecurb: Hey old m- cat… thing… I’ll take that pair, I don’t have much money but I really need it now.

chesshire cat: I’m sorry young boy, no money, no condom, no stone-sex.

kecurb: I find myself slightly disturbed but I will accept that. Fine then!

*kecurb runs over to the nearest tree, holds up rose and stuffs her down one of the condoms hanging on the tree.*

rose: Oh my kecurb! I like your dominance! Skip the kissing and straight to it, ooooh… I’m sweating here… Wait, kecurb! Where are you going?!? Don’t run away from me!

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Zin-Dar: Finally kecurb! I got you on your own. I had a hard time dragging you out of that one!

kecurb: You are sort of controlling me, why would it be hard? You could just (pop!) the rest out any time.

Zin-Dar: But then the readers wouldn’t understand anything and I would have missed a great joke!

kecurb: Excuse me! You are weighing the readers' likes over MY LIFE?!?

Zin-Dar: Never mind that now, but I made a way out! Further down this script, I have already written about a (pop!)-hole, if we’re fast enough, we could reach it!

kecurb: Finally a sensible solution to this!

*The two started running*

Zin-Dar: There it is! You first kecurb, jump in! I’ll be right behind you!

kecurb: Thanks a lot! Send brucek my regards when you get out!

--- (( (pop!)-hole ) ---

Zin-Dar: I will kecurb! Ahh… he’s already gone, I’m glad I got him out.

~~~~

Zin-Dar: Fuck! He jumped into the (pop!)-hole, but I forgot that if I got after, I would run past it. Dammit. I knew it! I fucking knew it! I should have made two holes before I went in! How could I get so reckless?!?!

~~~~

Zin-Dar: brucek, I will either need your help, or I have this feeling that either one of us will be stuck here forever. Would you at least keep me accompanied?

sign: Do you realize that I've been standing in this exact spot since Eisenhower was president?

Zin-Dar: Shut up!

sign: I’d be happy to oblige! (pop!)

*A wild chair appears*

THE END THUS FAR


Submitted: August 04, 2011

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AemmaBella

Haha!! I love the little part with mar- *cough*- i mean the...cat. And thank you for ditching the rock she-she scared me...very much. I can't wait to see the next part! You guys are doing a great job. I wonder what he's going to do with the chair though.
Interesting.
~Belle

Thu, August 4th, 2011 11:41pm

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haha Thank you for liking it, I'm glad I didn't fail to disappoint on this one. I was really blank after reading Bruce's third part, but I think I cooked up something decent enough ^^

So it's up to Bruce, what to do with the chair... Will he too be dumped in a condom tree? :-P

Stay tuned, in next week's chapter, of: "The Side of the Road" ^^

Fri, August 5th, 2011 1:20am

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brucek

O...KAAY. so now you're in the script and i have to deal with a wild chair! (well, guess what, i already have some ideas) awesome job man. funny, and you deal with dialogue quite well. but here's what i'm thinking. i'd like to write only one more so i can concentrate on other things, despite the fact that it's as popular as it is. it has to end sometime and i'd like it to end while it's still going strong instead of gringing it down into the ground. OK? get back to me and let me know if that's ok with you.

Fri, August 5th, 2011 2:58pm

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Maybe... we should... Maybe we shouldn't...?
Stay tuned, for Bruce's next script.
DUN DUN DUN
Will it be a teary ending, will it be a happy ending, or will it be a never-ending?
Thank you for the comment, I'm glad you liked it ^^

Fri, August 5th, 2011 8:56am

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Mike Stevens

Good job continuing the script (pop)!

Sat, August 6th, 2011 10:21pm

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HAHA!
Nicely added comment, you got to make sure you're not stuck in the comment box right?
Thank you for leaving a comment. (pop!)

Sun, August 7th, 2011 1:23am

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VampireCigk

this just keeps getting funnier!!! :D

Wed, August 10th, 2011 2:19am

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Thanks! ^^
I'm glad you enjoy it ^^
Thank you for leaving a comment too.

Wed, August 10th, 2011 1:36am

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Khano

What on earth....condom trees?? chairs?? cats?? I've never been more lost in my life!
Have we revolutionized Shakespearean into Zin-Darean?? What a script...I don't quite know what to say!

Thu, August 11th, 2011 6:59pm

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Zin-Darean... I know you are always kind Khano, but that's exaggerating.
It should be just as much Brucekean... He came up with the condom tree, he ended his last one with the wide grin (super Chesshire cat reference which couldn't be avoided), while I made the chair... I'd give credit to Brucek for the "people" creation, I'm just able to run on what he has given to me as well as pushing the story forward.
Make a "People-created" count, and you'll find his the highest :-P

Thank you for leaving a comment though ^^
(pop!)

Fri, August 12th, 2011 3:01am

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Wilbur

Sheesh you guys. I mean literally, you guys. You can't stay out of your own pockets. The lines? The sign? The road? The author and then THE AUTHOR and then BruceK? Funny funny stuff. Bill Cosby, Dick Van Dyke, John Stewart, Seinfeld kind of FUNNY! Funny funny stuff. But, you guys. ... it's like an old fusty tired boyzzniteout clubhouse.
Ah well.
I live in hopes.
All regards anyway, Wilbur
(Connie's staying out of this)

Wed, February 15th, 2012 2:29am

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^^

Wed, February 29th, 2012 9:29am

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Wilbur

Yes, I shoulda read the comment before mine and what you said in response, so apologies Zin Dar, apologies. Your stuff if funny, all that stuff above notwithstanding.
Apologies and sorry and sorry again.
Many regards, Wilbur/Connie

Wed, February 15th, 2012 3:00am

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I hope I didn't ruin the series for you... It's hard to meet up with Brucek on humour...

Wed, February 29th, 2012 9:29am

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Teri Cross Chetwood

LOL!

I love the sign trying to start from the beginning again. Funny as heck, guys.

Thu, December 13th, 2012 10:02pm

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What else could he do? He is in quite the pickle.

Sun, May 12th, 2013 1:49pm

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