Paco and The Magical Telemarketer

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Its the first story of Pacos adventures. Paco is a lonley, stupid, and pathetic charachter.

Submitted: September 06, 2009

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Paco is a43 year old bald guy who lives with his mother. Paco goes to the fridge to get some Sunny D. Paco opens the fridge and exclaims "Sunny D! Paco chugs it down and then realizes writing on the cap. It says come to 101 Get a Life Street. "Mom, I'm taking the car", says Paco. "OK", says Paco's mom.
Paco arrives to the address and knocks on the door. A kangaroo with boxing gloves answers the door and welcomes him in. A man in a top hat comes out of the closet and says,"I am the all might Magical Telemarketer" "OK do you have any Sunny D?",says Paco. "Yes down in the cellar, you can go get some if you want",replies The Magical Telemarketer. Paco goes into the cellar. The Magical Telemarketer locks the door. Paco opens the fridge and exclaims,"Sunny D!" Old Man busts down the door and shoots Paco in the finger. Paco gives his poker face. The Magical Telemarketer pulls out his Mettalica Cards and throws his Unforgivenlllcard at Old Man. Old Man blocks it with his One card. Paco throws a tortilla at Old Man, and he dies of a heart attack.
Paco calls the cops on himself for killing Old Man. Paco gets arrested for murder. The Magical Telemarketer gets arrested for illegal use of Metallica Trading Cards. Fred gets the snot beaten out of him for staring at his neighbor's caterpillar.


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