Paco Escapes from Hell

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is the fithteenth story in the Paco Saga. Please read the previous stories.

Submitted: October 04, 2009

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Of course Paco went to Hell, because he blew up an entire city. Five years later after being sent to Hell, Paco decides to escape. Paco walks up to Satan. "Look a distraction", says Paco. Satan turns around and Paco stabs him with his dictionary. Satan dies and Paco steals his pitchfork.

Demons come after Paco. Hitler slaps Paco. Paco slaps him Back. Paco kills Hitler with the pitchfork. Hitler comes back to life. Paco runs. Paco asends to earth. Over the five years of Paco's absence, Old Man and Fred have taken over the world, and it is up to Paco to stop him.

Paco goes to Washington D.C.(World Headquarters). Paco stops at a gas station. Paco goes to the fridge and grabs a Sunny D. "Sunny D!", exclaims Paco. Willie Nelson shoots Paco in the finger and steals his Sunny D and runs. Paco throws a tortilla at him and he dies. Paco shoots the cashier and steals his phone. Paco calls the Magical Telemarketer and he comes over. They go to over throw Old Man and Fred. They blast into the office and Old Man shoots the Magical Telemarketer and he dies. Paco throws a tortilla at Fred and he dies. Old Man runs over and slaps Paco until he crys. Paco punches Old Man in the finger and his arm falls off. Old Man puts in an ankle lock and Paco taps out. Old Man laughs. Paco stabs him with his dictionary and throws a gun at him. Old Man dies. Barack Obama tackles Paco and takes him hostage.


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