Paco Escapes from Prison

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is the second story in the Paco Saga.

Submitted: September 10, 2009

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Seven years ago paco was sent to prison for murdering Old Man by throwing a tortilla at him causing him to have a heart attack.

Paco is getting tired of being in jail so he begins devising aplan to escape. At lunch he puts some tortillas in his pocket. At recess he attemps tp get away. he throws a tortila a gaurd. The gaurd turns around and shoots him in the appendix.

Paco wakes up in a hospital the next day. He gets up, stabs the nurse with his dictionary and jumps out the window and lands on a police car.

They take him to another prison. They put him in the same cell as the Magical Telemarketer. Paco punches him in the finger and he dies. When the gaurds are putting the body in the bag, Paco steals their gun and accidentally shoots himself in the foot.

They take him back to the hospital. When no one is looking he walks out of the hospital. Then he begins to cross the street when Old Man hits him with his Toyota Prius. Old Man gets out and starts throwing Metallica cards at him. Fred hands Paco a tortilla and Paco throws it at Old Man. Old Man catches on fire, turns into a butterfly, and dies. Paco and Fred run away into the mountains.


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