Paco Goes Fishing

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

This is the eigth story of the Paco Saga. You should read the stories in order, or it will get very confusing

Paco decides he wants to go fishing. He goes to the library and gets on map quest to find the nearest lake.

He goes to the store and buys a fishing pole. He walks to the lake. He casts his pole into the water. Old Man shoots him in the ankle. Paco crys and gives his poker face and swears perfusly. Old Man starts beating him with a rubber chicken.

Paco puts a bear trap on Old Man's hand and slaps him with a tortilla. Paco starts running.  He trips over the rubber chicken and falls into the water. Paco crys because he is wet. A crazy person with diabetes tackles Old Man and Paco runs away. Old Man shoots the crazy person with diabetes and he dies. Old Man starts chasing Paco. Paco drops a tortilla and Old Man trips over it and Old Man falls into the water. "Ha you fell into the water", teases Paco. Old Man shoots Paco in the ear and it falls off. Old Man runs over and takes it. "Give me my ear back", crys Paco. Old Man keeps running Paco gives his poker face and throws a tortilla at Old Man. He trips and chokes on Paco ear and dies. Paco crys and says, "You should have given my ear back".


Submitted: September 17, 2009

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