Paco goes to Las Vegas

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is the eighteenth story in the Paco Saga. Please read the previous stories.

Submitted: October 08, 2009

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After walking out of the hospital, Paco decides to go to Las Vegas. Paco takes an airplane there. "Miss, may i have some Sunny D?" Paco asks the flight attendant. "Sure", she says, handing him one. "Sunny D!", exclaims Paco. She slaps him and throws him out the window. Paco is decending to earth when he remembers he has a parachute. He deyploys it and lands in Las Vegas.

Paco goes to a casino to play black jack. Paco looses. He stabs the dealer and runs. The dealer shoots im. It is Willie Nelson. Paco throws a tortilla at him and he dies. Paco grabs his poker face and runs.

Paco approaches a skanky-looking women to ask for directions. Old Man kicks him in the hip and pulls him into his brand new Toyota Prius. "We're going for a ride", says Old Man. "Where are we going?",  crys Paco. Old Man shoots him. "Ouch", says Paco. Old Man shoots him again. "Stop", yells Paco. Old man shoots him again. Paco dies. "Woops" says Old Man. Old Man throws Paco into a river and drives off. The Lone Stranger walks towards the river.


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