Paco Goes to Menards

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

This is the 27th story in the Paco Saga. The title speaks for itself.

Paco goes to Menards to get a new window. Paco goes to the window section. Paco pucks up a window and drops it. "Sir, you have to pay for that", says Mr. Sir. Paco throws a tortilla at him. Mr. Sir slaps him and runs. George trips him. Mr. Sir snaps his nech and charges at Paco. Paco runs. Mr. Sir chases him around for a couple hours when Old Man stabs him and runs him over with a forkleft. Paco hits Old Man with a shovel and beats him with it until he dies. Paco crys and passes out.

Paco wakes up in Prison. Paco gives his poker face. "Can you let me out?", Paco asks the gaurd. "Sure", says the gaurd. Paco stabs him with his dictionary and runs out.

Paco goes back to Menards. Paco buys a Window and goes home. Paco opens the door and Old man hits Paco with a shovel. Old Man is standing over Paco and says,"Now, for the last time, here's your glasses" "I don't wear glasses", crys Paco. Old Man shoots him and he dies. Old Man chuckles and goes to look for George.


Submitted: May 21, 2010

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