Paco Trys to be a Superhero

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is the 24th story in the Paco Saga. This just further proves that Paco is a pathetic dumbass. Please read privous stories.

Submitted: October 28, 2009

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Paco decides to be a superhero. He goes to Toys R Us to get a costume and cape. He walks out of the store wearing his costume. A guy walks by and says, "Hey queer". "I'm not queer, my costume is actually pretty cool". The guy beats the crap out of him and walks away.

Paco walks down main street. "Why is everyone laughing at me?", exclaims Paco. Paco heaqrs a scream. He runs over. Someone is stealing an old lady's purse. Paco throws a tortilla at him and he dies. The old lady beats him with her purse until he crys. Paco climbs a building thinking he can fly. He jumps off and falls about 300 feet when Old Man picks him up in his airplane. "Thanks", says Paco. Old Man slaps him. Paco throws him out of the plane and takes control. Paco realizes he dosen't know how to fly. Paco gives his poker face and crashes into a river. Paco survived. He goes to the Hospital. He gets up, stabs the nurse with his dictionary, and walks out.


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