Run Away Paco

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

This is the third story of the Paco Saga.

After a few hours of running, Fred realizes he has nothing to run from. Paco is the murderer. So he slaps Paco and runs away. Paco throws a tortilla at Fred. The tortilla hits Fred. Fred falls over and his head falls into a bear trap. Fred in now dead. That is Paco's fourth kill.

Paco keeps running and running. Bigfoot jumps out and punches him in the ankle. Paco falls over crying. Bigfoot kicks him a few times when George comes in flying on a magical tractor tire and shoots bigfoot with a rubberband. Bigfoot dies. "Who are you?", asks Paco. "I'm Geroge, Fred's son, have you seen him?" "Ya he's the guy I killed with a tortilla and a beartrap", answers Paco. George shoots a rubberband at Paco. Paco pulls out a tortilla and deflects ther rubberband and the rubberband hits Geroge in the eye and his eye falls out. "Ow you scallywag that hurt me" exclaimed Geroge. "Sorry",says Paco. "Whatever you crazy person thing", naged George. Helicopters storm in after Paco. Paco grabs George and takes him hostage. They shoot George. George dies. Old Man comes flying in on his jet airliner and crashes into the helicopters and comes down with a parachute. Old Man pulls out his Metallica cards. Paco oulls out his tortillas. "When I found you, you were weak",says Old Man. "Lets do this", says Paco. Old Man throws his Blackened card at Paco. Paco blocks it with is tortilla. "Go Enter Sandman!", yells Old Man. "Go tortilla!", yells Paco. It hits Paco, he faints. It hits Old Man, he melts. An asain voice says,"Paco wins".

Submitted: September 12, 2009

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go tortilla!!!

Sun, September 13th, 2009 3:04pm


yey Paco won!
i'm curious, are you lunatic a boy or a girl?

Wed, October 7th, 2009 2:33am



Wed, October 7th, 2009 6:34pm

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