Bathroom stories, books, poems, and more

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Poem about one girl I meet in school. Ive known many more Im pretty much the quiet girl but -_- I sadly know a lot of stories of peoples lives. Read More
There are many factors that one should consider when looking for a Back to Wall WC. These factors determine how best one will pick the right back to wall unit that will not be troublesome to fit and the one whose price is justified by the qualities it has. Read More

Tags: wall, bathroom, storage, wc

If you are in the market for a small vanity unit that will essentially take your bathroom to a new level of cleanliness as well as achieving comfort and design all in the same breadth, then you need to talk to the bathroom people Read More

Poem / Humor

November 29, 2011

Reads: 5372

Comments: 47

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Ode to Mr, Crapper's fine invention, the unsung hero of our lives. Badly sung by yours truly. Read More
This is (despite the title) about loss. About knowing you lost something without ever knowing exactly what it was. Read More
Mendacity, deception, lies. When the world is nothing like it seems. When you're the only one who doesn't know that. Read More
This chapter is one of the many chapters coming to this story. I am writing a novel on here about stuck up socialites who gets letters from a obsessed fan and this fan takes his obsession a little too far. They become his prey, but they aren't the first... but… Read More

Reads: 475

Comments: 3

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They always made sure to tell me I wasn’t perfect. Maybe they whispered it to me while I was sleeping, or communicated it with there dry, loveless gazes. No matter how they told me it was always clear: You are flawed... Read More
so i have strange conversatons with my cousin jen all the time so we decided to write down some of the things we say... this is what we ended up with...:l Read More
When a Little Girl and her older sister go to a park for some fun they just so happen not to know it will be there last day alive... Read More
The lengths some people will go to in the name of obsession. I wrote this about a year or more ago so I apologise if it is terrible. It's a cross between a short story and poetry in a way I guess. Read More
A Story Of A Boy Who Is Put Into An Asylum. The Humour Is Rather Rough. If Anything Offends You, Don't Bother Commenting. Don't Stereotype In Your Comments. This Was Written By A Girl, Well Done Geniuses. Read More

Reads: 194

Comments: 1

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I thought of this in the bathroom -.- Yep, if you ever feel the need to get some creative inspiration, just go do the number two. Read More

Book / Fantasy

March 24, 2010

Reads: 829

Comments: 12

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SEQUEL TO AMBER WOLF Jake Is Just Like Any Other Teenage Boy, Just With A Few Problems… Did I Mention They Were BIG PROBLEMS? His Father Just Died, His Mother Is Already Moving On And He Has Struck Up A Friendship With One Of THE Most Popular Girls In The… Read More

Poem / Humor

January 31, 2010

Reads: 316

Comments: 2

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Sometimes ... we all have these days ... Read More
A longer short story about a man who comes home to find his wife murdered and a wounded man in his house. The stranger locks himself in the bathroom. Now, Sechnall, must address the situation: one dead wife, and a stranger hiding in the bathroom. Read More
As you may have already guessed, this is not my kind of scene. Don’t get me wrong, I am all up for some new experiences, but I might say that I regret this one. I hate these clothes, I don’t like this place and I have nothing in common with… Read More
Just one of my shorts. I wrote it awhile back and It kind of rushed. Enjoy. Read More

Tags: gay, station, bathroom, gas

Reads: 558

Comments: 10

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This is a poem for drewallgoods challenge. I was given the subject comedy, and the year 2009. All I can say is... Dont be caught without your shoulder pads... Read More
The harachter in the book has made the final desision to end her life. Read More
This is a short true story about some friends working in the woods when Mother Nature calls LOUDLY for one of them. Read More

Poem / Poetry

November 18, 2008

Reads: 337

Comments: 3

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A very short poem i wrote in the morning whilst in my bathroom! Random i know, but that's just me! Read More

Reads: 273

Comments: 3

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...My mood that day,and often.... Read More

Reads: 719

Comments: 21

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Drip, drip…the everlasting echoes of blood drops, from the ceiling to the floor; encapsulates my mind and arrests my body. I’m slowly losing faith of reality... Read More

Reads: 887

Comments: 4

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For my crazy brother, Jarett. And, yea, he tells ME to shut up when I'm singing. Read More

Poem / Poetry

August 19, 2007

belief er mother lives in anguish, one, two many times Her soal once lost, it is now paralyzed My heart aches, wreck less anger resides within me I shall not fight, it only warrents despair and furry I grow depressed, but I must not give into fear We ran away… Read More
A 350 pound man seeks relief from chronic case of constipation. Read More
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