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Poem / Humor

November 27, 2018

Reads: 200

Comments: 2

The Booksie Classic House

Tags: butt, rear, ass, hiney

Asshole on fire, crazy as it sounds but sometimes we girls need a break from all the heart breaks and show the assholes that we can burn them. Read More
My final thoughts concerning the Confederate Flag, the use of symbolism as a powerful tool to convey ideas. A distinction between slavery and racism. Whether we should idolize the Confederate Flag as cultures have idolized objects before, and the dangers of doing so. Our belief system and a conclusion… Read More
A brief discussion and analysis of the Confederate flag, its symbolism and if it's appropriate to display today as a symbol of American pride as so many do without any knowledge behind its creation and what it represented, then and ultimately now. Read More
I'll be posting a lot of bug girl stories. I've just got a lot of ideas for stories. But the next story isn't going to be one of Arachna's friends. And it won't involve honey. Read More
Shadow the hedgehog and rouge the bat are madly in love. In this short story take a close look at the relationship and what makes them special. Rouge works at a strip club and shadow has a part time job as a CIA agent and a full time job as… Read More
Kaylee's nine months pregnant when she's kidnapped by the alien Queen Mother. Big mistake. No one hurts her baby. She thinks Kaylee will beg for mercy. Boy, is the alien bitch in for a surprise. The alien Queen Mother kidnaps a very pregnant Kaylee. She thinks she'll beg for mercy.… Read More

Poem / Song Lyrics

April 12, 2014

Reads: 271

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

How I love women cheeks. Read More

Book / Romance

June 27, 2013

Reads: 1358

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

For Voss, a Coletti Warlord, conquering the universe is a piece of cake. After all, he's a master of psychic seduction; no one can resist him when he sets his mind to it. Zoey Jones is determined to find her mother's killer. Surrendering to a fierce Coletti warrior is the… Read More
These are the excersises I do daily to keep my body fit! I do them in the morning and again later on in the day Read More
If you read the title of this story closely, you can see that this story is about going down the toilet. Well, sorry to spoil it, but it is. Wait! Before you start reading, I have to warn you. There's some pretty weird stuff here. Actually, weird wouldn't be the… Read More
A date that starts off perfectly, ending with a flatulent spark of love. Read More
This is a poem about someone I wish would just fall off the face of the Earth. He is rude and mean and makes everyone around him feel self conscience. This is for you Rafael... Read More
The First Epic Adventures of Butt Crack Villa and Poopy Doofburger. Poopy and Butt Crack are teenagers but can mistake them as kids with bad names. This the first story. Read More

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 23, 2012

Reads: 3452

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This is another satire I wrote.. I dont know if its good though.. Read More
Edward.. I. no Jacob.. it's.. Twilight, liek had a dream of this once Read More

Poem / Poetry

December 02, 2008

Reads: 575

Comments: 6

The Booksie Classic House

Hey this is my first poetry on this website!plz email me or comment me and tell me how I do ^_^ Read More

Poem / Poetry

November 20, 2007

Reads: 341

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A dainty little pig wobbles to and fro Hobble-Wobble Hobble-Wobble in a muddy sty Read More
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