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Essay / Humor

December 20, 2015

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Just your everyday joint to the local grocery store Read More

Tags: butter, cows, vodka

An Evaluator is a being who determines when somebody dies, thus an Evaluator. While most of the Evaluators kill as it is required for their job, one Evaluator--labeled as 'special'--by the name of Mortimer contains a keen interest in the humans. Follow Mortimer as he observes the humans and becomes… Read More

Poem / Poetry

March 05, 2015

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Comments: 5

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Fat girl is fat This is not meant to be offensive It is a poem about myself Read More
I'm writing a short story and this will be the first chapter. I do not know where this story will go, but I do have some ideas. It's about a girl, Emily, and a boy, Samuel. They both have their secrets, are a bit different and... have a history together… Read More
Use of "that word" is only one of her controversial actions. Read More
My mother asked me to make some cute little short stories, this is the first one I made. Will this little woodpecker get stuck like his friends said? Read More
Dripping liquid swords Ninja Psycho cycle Riding till the Dawn Lyrical miracle mile-Christ child- erst’ while Style content flawless- Chosen verbs for Herbs Seasoned grease with salt and pepper- Table holds the envelopes for chosen Prose to fold you. Sleeves with ease -inside the Hand dismantles Vandals product- Environmental consequential… Read More

Poem / Poetry

December 12, 2012

Reads: 170

Shelves: 1

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Just a handsome gut that will melt your heart. Loves to play and tease. Read More
Now I am in a good position. Both of us, my wife and me, are employees and earning well enough to live happily. However, we do not feel happy in the sense of that purity of happiness we had had in our old village. Anyway, along with these memories of… Read More

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Comments: 1

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It's My first story and i hope you like it. anything i should change? anything i need to improve on? the story is about a small group of people that go hiking to get to the peak of a mountain for the main characters wife's birthday. but they take a… Read More

Reads: 197

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Would you like some... (holds up knife-woman screams) ...BUTTER!!! ...Why yes I would...yes I would... Read More

Reads: 337

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South Indian ‘Idli’ and ‘Vada’ Can’t eat without coconut chutney and spicy sambar; Deep fried puffy ‘Puri’ Can’t eat without vegetable curry; Read More

Reads: 137

Comments: 1

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My story is about a shadowy figure that has a mission to do in a camp in the middle of a snowy blizzard. the mans mission is to track down and eliminate a foreign dignitary that has become a threat to this mans home country. Read More

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These are a colection of short stories I made up about Joe and Stella from Jonas L.A. This will probally be the only novel that only talks bout akward love like dis. So enjoy if u like it and if u dont, well go read something alse lol... enjoy!!!! Read More

Reads: 194

Comments: 2

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Little Kacey Hankie had a best friend that would always stay with her. If she moved, so would her best friend. Her best friend's name was Buddy. Buddy the Butter Knife. Read More
This book is about a man who is broke with no family is trying to get money. He will do this by winning a race where there is 100 laps and between every lap you have to eat a peanut butter jelly sandwich. But while his way to victory many… Read More

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Comments: 12

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Everybody's eaten this. Read More
I wrote this as a poem or short story about the chaos getting chidren ready for school and getting to work on time...I give 10 points for every mother out there!!! Read More
For a challenge, please comment. It's not the best we've ever written (apart or together) but...it could be worse, I guess. Read More

Reads: 163

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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good old granny(step grand mother) Read More

Reads: 561

Comments: 3

Shelves: 2

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Melanie Flick is a vampire, or so she thinks, and when local indie-pop legend Spinal Ohm makes a visit to her high school she gets the feeling not all is as it seems... It's really not what you think. But what do you think? Do you want more of this,… Read More

Reads: 220

Comments: 2

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has anybody seen my childhood... Read More
This is a response to Pratibha to share a family favorite recipe that has brought much joy to the children. They don't last very long though. It doesn't work with Splenda though for any one who is diabetic. I hope you like it. It is call No Bake Chocolate Peanut… Read More

Reads: 211

Comments: 8

Shelves: 1

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The smell of youth, over the breakfast table. Read More

Poem / Poetry

December 15, 2006

Reads: 225

Shelves: 1

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my mind is now blistered Read More
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