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Poem / Poetry

August 01, 2017

Reads: 187

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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The Complex work of Manny. A man not fond of poetry. He explains his insights in the only way he knows how to. Read More

Reads: 227

Comments: 2

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Leading goblins is like herding cats, assuming the cats are drunk. Read More
One humorous short story from my collection of 101. Originally grouped in a book titled Utter Nonsense. Fun Factoid: I wrote the stories one per day for 101 days straight. Read More

Tags: humor, cheese, phd, plumber

"I longed to read everything I possibly could, and the things I read in turn produced new yearnings." ?Patti Smith "The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.” ?Jordan Belfort The meaning of life… Read More
A Two Act Play by Thomas Neath A black comedy play set in modern day, centres on lazy lay about Mike Patterson and how his life is turned upside down when his girlfriend’s Mother comes to stay. With Mike’s girlfriend, ditzy Jenny Smythe, at the end of her tether with… Read More

Reads: 221

Comments: 1

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There is a school for goblins who want to be really irritating. Never go there. Read More
Mouse and Cat play a game of cat and mouse. Read More

Tags: mouse, game, cat, cheese

Reads: 314

Comments: 3

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It may not be the south of France, but stinking, polluted strip mines make for good goblin vacations. Read More

Reads: 262

Comments: 2

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Goblins and organized crime is a bad combination. Read More
Can Henry the Hippo rally his people together under the guidance of Edgrarve and the great god of munster cheese? Read this if you are messed up. Read More
He would put the stuff on everything, in the morning it's on his eggs, at lunch it's in his sandwhich and at dinner he puts it on top of his mac n' cheese as a "crunchalousdocious topping". He would make his cornflake-eggs disaster in the morning when I was sitting… Read More
Welcome to the 4th installment! Also one of the lost installments! I found it in my email and now I plan on extending this story! So feel free to use the bio skelly to make your character to be in the story! Please do enjoy! :D Name: Age: Race: Level:… Read More
this poem tells us that mostly, it is disappointment in this world that make us ignore it and seek God. the unfairness and threats in the world make us focus on heaven. most of us go to church to tell God about our problems and to seek solutions to them.… Read More
Big Cheese had 'em all shook like da mobb after dem Read More

Tags: cheese

this story is about a cat and the little mouse Read More

Tags: mouse, cat, cheese

We Are the Lava Rock Stars We sing in harmony Every tree is a free concert hall We sing 12 hours non-stop from 6 to 6 No R&B, Rock, rap, reggae or calypso We sing pure Coqui Puerto Rican Style We are the rock stars Singing from trees on Lava… Read More

Poem / Poetry

September 13, 2012

its not my fault honest hehehe Read More

Tags: love, hate, dad, cheese, mud

Short Story / Humor

July 26, 2012

Reads: 994

Comments: 2

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"A brief conversation between two people who have just met." Read More

Short Story / Other

January 30, 2012

Reads: 185

Comments: 1

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A really, really cheesy story based off the song "Ghosting" by Mother Mother. Read More

Short Story / Fantasy

January 22, 2012

Reads: 266

Comments: 1

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This is a short abstract story about finding your way in life. Read More
A girl is haunted by her cheese bagel who seeks revenge on her and the girls family. Read More

Reads: 215

Comments: 1

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Ummm.. this is basically part of a story that i wrote please please please if you read this can you please you have to comment what you think i need as much good comments and critisizm as possible!!! thank you Love: Darcie Green :D Read More
A lovely children's story about two grapes named Merlot and Chardonnay learing a life lesson. Read More
the first chapter of a novel i am working on. i hope you guys enjoy it! -To Chaela H Read More
A rhyming tale about an epic adventure of courage, love, and cheese. Yea thats right...cheese. I'm talking about a cheesy world with cheesy characters in the literal cheesy sense of the word...cheese. :) Read More
A short poem about my favorite snack! Read More

Tags: food, funny, cheese

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