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Hello everybody. I'm Harlowe Pilgrim, author of the book Jesus Vs. Santa. When I finished the book, I conducted interviews with some of its stars. First off is my interview with Jesus Christ. It went like this:
If Jesus isn’t happy … nobody’s going to be happy. Jesus Christ is not pleased with Santa Claus and the secular celebration of his birthday. A chance meeting brings them together, and their wives—Mary Magdalene and Mrs. Claus—have their hands full. (Adult Humor) This is the first 3 chapters of…
This article takes a look at Santa Claus and Christmas as seen through the eyes of a Christian. With the proper knowledge we can enjoy every aspect of the holidays.