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Sequel to the Wattys 2021 story (Sci-Fi category), “Foston Slacks - Time’s Flies”. Foston and Clara saved the multiverse, which was great, because Clara was the one that endangered it in the first place. Afterward, Foston left Clara back in her drab, boring, humdrum, safe life. For all of a… Read More
In a normal society, routine is essential. Not everyone is a competent surgeon that faces terrific, yet exciting cases every day. If you look around, there are only so many people that are detectives, solving murder mysteries and such. The exciting jobs, the joy of life, is reserved for others,… Read More

Book / Other

September 19, 2023

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This is about a boy in his teenage years. He lives in Toledo City, Cebu with aspirations and inspirations. Could he weather the life before him, Let's find out. I hope this work of mine satisfies your soul as it may give you amusement or heartbreak. I'm not that good… Read More

Book / Romance

August 03, 2023

I've been debating giving this a go for years. I've written a prologue and one chapter. I'll continue to update but would love feedback, especially if this is the kind of book people would read or not. It's about my dating history. Yes, another women's fictionalised version of their exes,… Read More
A kidnapped cashier worker who thinks revenge will return her life to normal. An honorable knight of Abbalon who thinks drugging and kidnapping said cashier worker will keep her safe from a tyrannical, robot overlord. What do these two have in common? They are both Dangerously Misguided. Read More
When Kayden Fraser walks into Madeline Copeland's life at the county fair, she is shocked by his ability to communicate and give her butterflies so easily. Being the new kid meant Madeline was already nervous for the first day at her new school, but she worried even more that she… Read More
"Is it easy to be a dragon?" is a humorous and imaginative narrative about the challenges and unexpected experiences of being a dragon. The protagonist, known as @kesha_dragon2050, shares their encounters with two different types of princesses and the complexities that arise from their presence. The story touches on themes… Read More
I write about what I have lived . . . and Vietnam was a major chapter in my life. On this Memorial Day was thinking about my personal experiences as a soldier in war. And the fall of Saigon became a focal point of that experience. Here is my personal… Read More
Any stranger can show up at a person's door with a life changing request. (My latest project. There will be revisions as I go on, but all comments and feedback is welcome and appreciated. Eventually looking to possibly get this story animated.) Read More
The Kingdom of the Plains is still in its infancy. Daniel and Petra are still figuring out how to rule their new Kingdom. There hasn’t been any sign of evil since the Brine Family. One night, when the Kingdom is sound asleep, an unusual disturbance wakens the Kingdom. The Guard,… Read More
Picture two individuals that have never been exposed to the belief systems of Americans, when it comes to religion, the environment, and our education system. How would they perceive our incredibly ridiculous and unfounded thought processes? Instead of using individuals that grew up on a deserted island or a cave,… Read More
When Royal Maidens reach their sixteenth birthday, they are betrothed to their future husband. Katherine, the granddaughter of the King, is turning sixteen and she cannot wait to see who she will get but he best friend, who does not want to get married is chosen. Arias doesn’t like Marriage… Read More
The story of Abigail Rally, a brand new recruit at Intergalactic Police Department! An optimistic soul, she tries to make the galaxy a better place, and ends up entangled in a web of drug smugglers, gangsters, and all kinds of unsavory dealings. Read More
Drew is a high school teenager who thought he was normal. When he finds out he's much older than he thought he was and can control the wind, he's torn deciding between being a hero or a villain. With the help of his friends Drew tries to save the world… Read More

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Big Tony has a bad day. Franky gets shot. Gina comes to the rescue. A day in the life of a crime family. Read More
Xiang Mei is an up-and-coming superhero... Who has to do her very best to hide her superpowers. As she puts it "Showing off super strength scares people, running at sub-light speed confuses people, falling from ridiculous heights may be impressive, but it attracts attention, and raising the dead ain’t exactly… Read More
Tim continues his adventures in the Outback, and tries to share his love of 80's pop culture. Read More
Tim gets his son Jack ready for his first cryptid-hunting trip. But things are not as they seem: his wife, the trip, and work seem to be a bit off. Can Tim figure out what is going on? Read More
Tim plans an outing, consults with his neighbours, and listens to his wife, who fears the family will become laughingstocks if Tim continues his hobby. Read More
Tim, mild-mannered office worker by day, and cryptid hunter by night, wants to hide his true passion for cryptid hunting in the Australian wilderness. But can he keep it a secret from coworkers? Read More

Short Story / Humor

March 03, 2023

Reads: 75

Comments: 1

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Hair thinning, my wife and I visit the barber to have my hair cut short in order for us to prepare one day that I will be bald. However, the barber's tantalizing new experiment has promise for me and other elderly men in our futures. My wife is hesitant; I… Read More

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A Simpsons porn parody with Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner, set in 1991. Read More

Tags: sex, comedy, porn, bdsm, bondage

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Haruto Sato a 16-year-old average high schooler was suddenly transported into a new world, with no way of knowing how or why he was summoned he started exploring the Kingdom to find clues as to why he was here. He heard a scream of a girl and went to find… Read More
Years after Shirayuki and zen got married their lives have never been quiet. From being good parents, to being good royals. They both have their work cut out for them! From the show; Akagami no Shiriyukihime, comes the next generation of wistalias! Shirayuki thinks of her kids as the apple… Read More
The Epilogue of the Anime Interviewer first episode. Thank you for reading my story I appreciate it. Read More
A humorous and realistic account of motherhood that aims to show the joy, embarrassment and frustration of having children through honest storytelling. This is a memoir and a story of life with two hyper, energetic children that always speak their minds and create havoc at home. From encounters with dogs… Read More
Final Session of the Anime Interviewer with two guests. Itachi and Kisame. Read More

Poem / Humor

January 26, 2023

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Rent goes missing. And so too goes my mind. Read More
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