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Brian gets turned off when Nina says something odd during sex. Lindsay becomes jealous of an up-and-coming DJ working his club. Brent tries to convince his father he’s not a failure. Read More

Tags: sex, comedy, money, nyc, 1980s

This collection of short stories was based on my N scale layout, which I managed to do a lot during Lockdown. it's only 10 stories long. I might upload the rest of the stories after I finished writing them (trust me I have ATM 3 books planned) Read More
Naomi Cedar has just graduated the military academy in Sector Three. She is given a rank of Captain upon graduation, something that hasn't happened in over a century. Despite her good luck in becoming a Captain, she's sent to the worst unit in the military of Sector Three, Unit Fifty-three.… Read More

Tags: war, future, comedy

THIS PROJECT WAS DISCONTINUED. I WILL NOT EDIT THIS ANY FURTHER. It was a typical summer week. Plants were growing, the sun was shining (and not going to explode). Every day, my mother would work in the garden, watering the plants while my father would work in his store, taking… Read More

Tags: nature, comedy

Being a side character is something I have always wanted, and finally, I think I will be one. I am currently living my life as a mob and I am loving it. No attention, no attraction, no enemy... Just a peaceful school life. As a side character, I get to… Read More

Tags: romance, drama, comedy

It’s November 3rd, 2020, Election Day all across America, and everyone in Stone Productions hunkers down for a potentially long night as President Trump and Vice President Biden square off. Rob hosts another “pod party” at his house. Rob becomes so horrified by the early results, that he is heavily… Read More
Some tales are not what they appear to be. A young knight, Sir Liam, is talked into saving a fair maiden locked in a tower. Leading the way are three down-on-their-luck bandits hoping to make a quick profit. However, finding their way through a dark forest, borrowing a cart to… Read More
This is a messed up mix of all sorts of things. I'm just writing a really strange mix of me, and so I think only a very niche audience will enjoy it. Then again This won't be some masterpiece even for the niche audience, it's just some simple brainstorming on… Read More
'Are you two like a thing?'. No, it's not like that. 'Do you Fancy him?'. No, it's not like that. Since Sammy and Josh entered this world they have been inseparable. They don't expect people to understand their connection, but it definitely can be straining to prove to people you… Read More
A young boy is thrust into an eclectic world, brimming with affluence, privilege and hedonism. He must find a way to assimilate into this new and exciting environment, whilst struggling to uphold the tenets and beliefs of his heritage. Read More
Scientists have discovered evidence of losers populating our planet as far back as ancient cavemen times. The earliest recorded history of a loser came in the form of paintings on a cave wall in some jungle someplace where it’s really hot. The scientists who came to this conclusion studied cave… Read More
humorous song lyric about our favorite all-purpose fixer-upper, duct tape Read More

Tags: comedy, duct-tape

The shooting date for Alien AIDs and Human Slaves is moved way up, and after actors drop out, Miles is forced to hire Rob, McKenzie and Bonnie for major roles. Rob and Bonnie quarrel over their acting choices. Kevin is conflicted over his feelings for Evelyn. Miles tries to impress… Read More

Book / Sports

October 24, 2020

DREAM SQUAD... A group of young talented players gets discovered by a young inexperienced coach who was previously sacked as an assistant coach, he is given a chance by a one time big club who lives on past glory but is now broke and close to extinction. Read along as… Read More
Introducing Dave Unglin, a 42 years old homeless man that has lived a life in poverty. The God Fate crossed him at every turn and kept him from success. now sitting in an alley and about to die from a lung cancer he didn't even know he had, Dave prays… Read More
There is more to it than meets the eye. Deception is around, clouding truth. welcome to my story Read More
Dark uniforms, grey morals, masks, and questionable ethics. Just a bunch of sods doing shenanigans, banters, dumb rants, and occasional serious stuff in a totally legit Private Military Company. Read More
Brian becomes obsessed with using his Christmas bonus to impress Nina. Spencer tries his best to bond with Melinda during their weekend together. Jack tries to pair his mother up with Lindsay. Read More

Tags: comedy, divorce, club, nyc, limo

Two aspiring writers meet at a writers conference in Seattle, and what follows is steamy fun. Read More
Secret Agent Baron Hughes or "A.D" as his enemies call him, the ultimate spy, after finding out he's been lied to his entire life, he's forced into hiding and killed but his mind is transferred into his best friend and he must help clear his friend's name and stop the… Read More
Two boys live on a planet that has magic thick in the air. So thick that they can shape it and when they pass certain tests they get a tome to copy the spells into so they can use the magic without shaping, but when the boys go to each… Read More

Poem / Jokes

October 09, 2020

About a man who has many degrees but fails to complete simple tasks like cleaning. Read More

Tags: poem, comedy, jokes, wise

Rob has to attract the interest of a financier with daddy issues but has trouble doing so. Hannah tries to get closure with Xandra. Luther, in his new capacity as head of talent management, tries to sign rapper Pop Spiders while trying to ignore his personal distaste for his music. Read More

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The Booksie Classic House

Rick wanted to get high after being stressed from Morty. But an unexpected guest arrives on the scene... Read More
In a new age of Pokemon, new surprises are always right around the corner! Or maybe even right around the bend as a little girl starts her journey accompanied by the world's strongest Ditto! Follow this extravagant Pokemon and his pet-human as they soon realize that to continue their future,… Read More
A mystery thriller comedy drama of the 1985 movie. As a group of people head to a Mansion, their host attempts to find out who the killer is. Based on the classic board game. Read More

Tags: drama, clue, comedy, game, 1985

Brian and Lindsay have to figure out how to keep Spencer out of Annex. Nina seeks a job at Annex to keep away from Brent’s harassment at Five-Alarm cabaret. Savannah and Lindsay go to a concert but get more than they bargained for. Read More

Tags: comedy, mafia, choir, strip

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