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In the Season Two finale, Robert, Whitney, Miles and McKenzie travel to Beijing to seal a deal with a Chinese film company. Rob seeks to prove he's competent enough to seal the deal, where others fail. Whitney deals with a burgeoning drinking problem as she negotiates this deal. McKenzie plans… Read More

Short Story / Humor

December 09, 2019

Reads: 20

Comments: 1

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How to get government benefits. Read More

Tags: comedy, funny

Short Story / Humor

December 09, 2019

Reads: 20

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Oldsters take over their nursing home with surprising results Read More

Tags: comedy, funny, silly

1st Place win at the WdC Science Fiction Short Story Contest. WdC Fantasy Newsletter Editors Pick 2/28/18. 1500 Word Short Story. A spaceman's luck is worth much more than the money in his pocket. Or is it? Read More
[ Associated names : On a Day with a Plan to Save the Heroine from the Capture Targets - Fanfiction.net; So on That Day, I Planned to Save the Heroine from the Capture Targets - Archiveofourown.org ] If you have one chance to prevent the Heroine from getting caught by… Read More
raley street, a middle-aged professor of egyptian history at a us university, becomes infatuated by a student as he tussles with the claustrophobia of a loveless marriage and a dull life. he is not helped by his philandering head of department, who is also his brother-in-law who has recently been… Read More
This is a funny and authentic account of the journey of recovery and self reformation from our friendly neighborhood emotionally damaged robot into something that might one day have the appearance of happiness. Walk with Tiffany as she blunders through self made steps to happiness. Read More

Reads: 29

Comments: 1

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Ray is a bit of a wildman and never strays too far away from adventure. Now, living in america and making a living through violent bribery, Ray believes hes untouchable and on top of his game but eventually his crimes catch up with him which puts him in even more… Read More

Poem / Humor

November 22, 2019

Reads: 57

Comments: 4

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Featured Review by HJFURL

"Sounds like you've got a Bum Deal there, Sage! Outrageous! Love it when you're outrageous!!!!!! Hj" Read More

Mayor Satch and his advisors must find political cover once Conan proposes a politically untenable austerity plan. Sarah begins to suspect something is up between Amy and Patrick White, and it interferes with her love life with Brandon. Patrick White pays a heavy price after gambling in an illegal underground… Read More
In the wake of the sudden resignation of Rep. Katie Hill, Rob becomes overwhelmed by the fact that he may have to compete for the seat for the seat much earlier than he expected, while still in the throes of recovery from alcoholism. Noel reveals he’s met someone his age… Read More

Poem / Humor

November 07, 2019

Reads: 156

Comments: 2

The Free Verse House

Just playing with the old funny bone... Wait, that didn't come out right. Ha ha... Read More

Tags: humor, comedy, funny

Aeon Margenstone, a world class famous chef has everything, money, a giant house, an expensive car... but, there's only problem. He's afraid of fire. A girl name San Rukishiwa was hired to help remove his fear of fire, but something hotter than fire develops between the two. Join Aeon and… Read More

Short Story / Fantasy

November 02, 2019

Reads: 40

Comments: 1

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Following the execution of a murderer in a quiet village, the villagers put their horse on trial. Read More
Mayor Satch schemes to get Sarah's boss to give her a raise so he may earn her respect. Jennifer grows tired of raising Howard and explores adoption. Anella is caught off guard when Jim and Sandy team up with a new friend to vandalize City Hall. Read More
Walking through a Monticello, Georgia Halloween yard display of skeletons, I got the idea to write a series of very short stories centered around the T.T. Boney Clan Family group, a fun project I hope tickles everybody's bones. Read More

Tags: holiday, comedy

It's a story about a girl who want to be a member of a special military division Read More
Rob struggles to avoid relapsing on alcohol when Imogen starts drinking around him regularly. Luther tells Imogen he's sick of their emotionless sex life and relationship. Hannah is visited by her parents after agreeing to outpatient rehab in exchange for no prison time for her cocaine possession offense. Read More
A spunky, energetic, and sometimes laidback girl that wields thousands of knives met a high ranked, calm, and sometimes serious guy in very a bloody circumstance. Follow the story of two oddly matched mercenaries as they shoot, slash, blast, and burn their way through the world filled with action, bloody… Read More
Former Hansbay Mayor Antonio Cardova dies, causing all living former Mayors to attend his funeral. Satch commits a horrible faux pas at said funeral, which makes him fight for his Mayoralty once Evan launches a recall effort, which Ethan is reluctant to support due to his poor faring in GOP… Read More

Poem / Poetry

October 10, 2019

Reads: 93

Comments: 5

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The poem was inspired by a conversation I had at work today. I was trying to find out who wore perfume amongst several already talkative people. The first line came out from me by mistake, the next three lines were followed by others, I thought it was fun so I… Read More

Tags: life, magic, comedy

Book / Romance

October 09, 2019

Reads: 723

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

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A supernatural romantic comedy about a lonely ghost girl named Vera, and a human boy named Dean, who helps his mother with paranormal investigations. Both just want a good friend, but may end up finding something more, especially when Dean decides he will help Vera rediscover who she used to… Read More

Reads: 108

Comments: 1

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In the year 2015, Ashton Delay, a conscience-free MDMA dealer finds that his adulterated product will not sell well on the campus of UC Denver, and must find someone who can manufacture a quality molly pill. Vince Hall, a Chemistry Professor, has gambling debts, a hopeless crush on a colleague… Read More
*TRIGGER WARNING* This episode contains a scene that may be upsetting to survivors of sexual violence. Rob is forced to worry about his ability to pitch Miles' movie to Chinese Studio executives without the influence of alcohol, and whether or not Imogen will get the leading part in BeBitched. John… Read More
New York, 1971. In the beginning of the year, Stacey Grimes a new sorority sister at Delta House, where she meets fraternity boys, and have listens to records. Read More
Henshall Sorority is the best place for teenage girls in New York. When Elizabeth Henshall, the Granddaughter of Jane Henshall, the President, she attempts to become popular-at any cost. Read More
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