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Rob is conflicted about staying with Dana while she haggles for more funding for "The Box" from the network. Whitney is aggravated by her parents’ request for money when she already has to go out of pocket for the FOX show. McKenzie is nervous when she invites her authoritarian… Read More
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Book / Fantasy

April 22, 2018

Reads: 435

Shelves: 2

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After the Black Plague ravaged the resources and population of the Central Kingdom,Earth is struck by a meteorite containing Dark Matter,a type of matter that is said to be spread troughout the universe,kept in balance,and that everything is made out of and can be manipulated and turned into anything… Read More

Reads: 19

Shelves: 2

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Not sure what to even call this, a poem? A short story? Who knows. Anyway, enjoy, hopefully lol. Plot twist at the end :) Read More
Sorry to some who were reading this and found it removed. I decided to do some rewriting and then I'll feel complete. Read More
This piece is a surrealist comedy,some parts play on real life. Read More
I was hit by a truck for trying to save my childhood friend's dog and sent to another world! So why is it that I'm just normal while that dumb dog is the hero? Why does everyone treat him like he's so special? WHY!? Read More

Tags: comedy, dog, loner

The theory of vampire has started before the dawn of civilization. But no religion, scientist or any belief directly supports the existence of vampire. So they only live in the world of imaginations of writers and artists. First they were a topic of fear. But our creative writers and… Read More
The first in a series of the Stories of Estella following Deon Jackson as he teaches his unwanted pupils Olivia King and Alexander Anatoli about the secrets of the land and what it takes to protect it. Read More
They say your life flashes before you in that moment before death. I could see it all reflected back at me in the cold merciless blade. I was standing under the cherry blossoms at my elementary school entrance ceremony, eating cake at my sister's wedding, standing outside praying the monster… Read More

Reads: 74

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

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jerry manderly's biggest problem was matching ties and slacks, until the day he found out he was the father, of a black dragon whelp. now he has to train her, keep her away from a dangerous cult, and maintain his legal career - while the shadows of his past… Read More

Book / Romance

April 08, 2018

Reads: 68

Shelves: 1

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Hopelessly is a tale about mundanity and humanity and finding love well after the end of the world. The world is a casually thrown together homage to eldritch horror created by the likes of H.P. Lovcraft, Mike Mignola and Neil Gaiman with a dash of George Orwell for good… Read More
Unfortunately I'm not very good at summaries. You'll have to read it for yourself. Please forgives the English errors am fine please comment on what you think of the story. Read More

Book / Romance

April 05, 2018

Reads: 93

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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Michael Strecklin is a multi-millionaire bachelor who had 12 wives in his life. Now he has his sights set on having Amy Arlington, a beautiful everyday girl, to be his 13th wife. But life turns completely upside down compared to what Michael had in mind, which makes… Read More

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Comments: 1

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Getting help from goblins is hard. The only thing worse is to get too much help. Read More
Disgraced former reality star Rob Altmire tries to revitalize his career with the help of the journalist who destroyed it, Whitney Stone. The two collaborate on a project, and enlist some of Hollywood's least successful people to make it happen. Read More

Reads: 73

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

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My next fantasy/comedy book is coming out soon, and I'm posting the first three chapters for interested readers. Read More
This is by far my FAVORITE episode, it's about Vegans and a corrupt slaughterhouse owner having an all out war! If you enjoy topical humor, or just want to relax and enjoy a lovely, funny, creative story, please read, and enjoy!! Read More
This episode was made randomly, It kinda just came to me and I hope whoever reads it gets a good laugh :) Read More
This is a project i've been working on for a couple months now, and i'm super passionate about it! I really want people to get a good laugh out of the script, and even if they don't find it super funny, to at least be able to picture it… Read More

Reads: 22

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

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Book / Fantasy

March 21, 2018

Reads: 454

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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A new baby is born into a fantasy world where everyone use magic and sword daily in their lives. The story follows the baby, Lakshman Reddy, and see him growing in life. As he grows, we follow him on his journey as he uncovers many mysteries and discovers his destiny. Read More

Reads: 138

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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This is the prequel to the story called Phoenix Rising and it covers the story of Lakshman's life in the ancient times as Asura Rangavardan, the first Phoenix Titan. Author's Note: This prequel will have slow releases because I am focusing almost my entire time writing Phoenix Rising. Read More
And undergraduate from a local university ends up meeting a twisted sociopathic self-proclaimed detective who is supposedly named Sherlock Holmes. He is forcibly made into a Watson(A title held by mulitiple people across the Omniverse who've been made assistant to similar people who call themselves Sherlock Holmes. Watson eventually… Read More

Tags: mystery, comedy

Book / Humor

March 19, 2018

Reads: 66

Shelves: 1

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Elisa wishes she could be the female lead in a Korean drama. Little does she know, her wish is about to come true...and it ain't as pretty as she thinks. Read More
This focuses on 6 different pursuits by Gunnar for "action." If you know what I mean. Read More

Tags: love, comedy, mlp, gunnar, eqg

On the series finale of The Donahues, Ryan & Green Museum travel to Chicago for the Bloodfist Battle For The Soul of American Metal, Jacob and Renzi are sent on an important mission to police the Taliban, and Kimberly tries to find dates after her divorce with Luke is… Read More
Today is Flint Yarrol's birthday. Unfortunately for him, it's not a very good one. Not that he's had many good ones, but this is one is worse than the not-very-good-ones. His day will end up being a series of unlucky, yet quite funny, events that will continuously humiliate this… Read More

Poem / Humor

March 14, 2018

Reads: 19

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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Poem / Humor

March 13, 2018

Reads: 19

Shelves: 1

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Tags: fiction, comedy, funny

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