Dark-humor stories, books, poems, and more

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Book / Romance

June 06, 2018

Reads: 64

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Lack of.... Lack of what? "I'm gonna ask you a question. I just want you to think about it. What's the point?" "Of what?" His voice asked curiously and slightly confused. “....of everything?” He pressed his lips together in a fine… Read More

Book / Horror

May 10, 2018

Reads: 0

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

It’s the way your body lay upon that dirty floor… oh, the way my heart filled with ecstasy. My blood ran bright with pure bliss as your pure essence flowed through my hungry veins. Read More

Tags: dark-humor

Hank Green, 82, an overnight pop sensation and terminal cancer patient decides to go out in a blaze of glory that will never be forgotten. Illustration by Marley Davies Read More

Book / Humor

April 04, 2018

Reads: 15

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

It all starts with the play of the mind. wondering if you are going crazy or not; from major standpoints, you will think I am crazy as I seem. But that's okay; that's life. The main technicality of reasoning with a crazy person is very hard; not very easy… Read More

Short Story / Humor

February 28, 2018

Reads: 25

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

The cure is discovered at last. Now what? Read More
Open your eyes, world, to the latest "truth" the Internet has managed to spew out of its asshole. Read More

Book / Horror

January 23, 2018

Reads: 396

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

This will be the stories I won't be editing, nor adding to Bones and Souls. They are what they are, and I want to keep them on here, to share. Read More
When the Death writes a story, it is never simple Read More

Reads: 119

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

When life pisses you off - what are you supposed to do? Write about it, duh. Short story regarding my hatred for a certain person. Yeah, so it's a little dark. But if I don't mention who it's about it, we're all good, right? Right?? Read More

Book / Humor

June 11, 2017

Reads: 1251

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Another election year filled with yet another revolving door of self-interested sellouts posing as public servants is in full swing. With each passing four years, candidates have grown more extreme in their methods of winning the presidency. This year, Joe Clay, a candidate steamrolled at first by his opponents, finds… Read More

Reads: 144

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

At the time of my writing this, I'm nearly 10,000 words into my first novel. I realize this is a lot to sit through, but please, please give the entire thing a read and leave your thoughts. I'm on the fence about continuing this project and your honest input might… Read More

Reads: 111

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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Pain doesn't last forever, time makes sure of that. Read More

Reads: 256

Comments: 3

Shelves: 3

The Booksie Classic House

A shorty story about a young man in crisis. Read More

Book / Horror

September 18, 2016

Reads: 110

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Almost everyone's dead and no one left alive knows what's going on. Read More
Angelo was born Angela and is kind of trans-gender but not entirely. There will be a better summary when more of the story is published. Read More

Book / Humor

June 27, 2016

Reads: 1098

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

If you're sick of hearing the same crap over and over about how everything always turns out okay, welcome. If not, you will be soon. Read More

Short Story / Humor

May 31, 2016

Reads: 189

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A little short story about the human condition. Read More

Tags: dark-humor

Reads: 480

Comments: 3

Shelves: 3

The Booksie Classic House

Wendell Phelps III would have you believe that he is a hero, that he is perfectly sane and that Ron Dickson, his fellow employee, is the most vile creature ever to disturb the grounds of the earth. But whether any of these beliefs are valid remains to be seen. Read More

Book / Horror

February 21, 2016

Reads: 259

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Dark humor concerning an imagined relationship between serial killer Ed Gein and an associate named Gus. Read More

Tags: dark-humor

Reads: 140

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Kith, Kin & Atrocities is a short story which narrates the atrocities by friends and family in a hospital while a man is admitted in ICU. The story is written from the standpoint of his son mixed humor well with philosophy. If you like dark humor or black comedy, then… Read More
An excerpt from Backcountry Psycho- "The man you’re ready to follow into the wilderness murdered his own mother. Everything Todd has ever done in his life has ended in disaster. Think of Todd as a VCR that eats videotape. The moment you press play, your movie is over. cont'd Read More
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