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Book / Action and Adventure

October 03, 2017

Reads: 1986

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

A story about a universe where all criminals can be caught for a price. The only ones worth catching (for the public eye) are the Top 10. People believe they work alone, others believe that they are actually a team and cannot be stopped. One thing is certain, they… Read More

Reads: 223

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Jeff Joliheen was a nobody, a forgotten hero, in a city where even the mailman had superhero abilities. One night a desperate civilian visits, begging him to come out of retirement. Read More

Reads: 222

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A song about a man who confessed about cheating on his wife to a relationship councilor who has some very extreme methods. Read More
A man who is very troubled, has an imaginary best friend, and sees no point in the world. Read More
Here at the Suicide Assistance Division we are proud to say we help those who have struggled with the thought of ending their precious life. Join or Visit us today! and remember: "Your bravery today, room for us all tomorrow!" Read More

Book / Horror

December 16, 2014

Reads: 326

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Muzi Nxumalo a mere college student finds out he is a reincarnation of an ancient deity, The Night. His duty is to stop evil plans of the fallen gods. His former self abandoned the task and joined forces with evil. The Night in his previous form made enemies who would… Read More
Chapter 1 of a humourous/philosophical/fantasy novel Read More

Book / Young Adult

January 14, 2014

Reads: 192

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

What happens when you go against fate? A group travel to the underland to see if the can be unbound from the destiny that the 'congress' has given to them. Who will come back out alive? Read More
BALANCE Jet Clarence is about to have the gift of supernatural power thrust upon him; power that has massive destructive and manipulative potential. On his journey to harness these new abilities, and avoid them consuming his mind, he will be introduced to a previously unseen underworld of violence, deception and… Read More

Reads: 120

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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Jacob Farnes, a self righteous murderer, gives his account of the last seven years of his life on the run from the law. Delving deeper into his past, he begins to realise the true error of his ways. Read More

Reads: 292

Comments: 10

Shelves: 1

The Warfare and Military House

I was asked to write something with "a sting in the tale" and this is the story I came up with. It follows a soldier in WW1 who dreams of glory and medals. Have a read, let me know what you think. Read More

Reads: 297

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A short story in need of chapters. Read More

Reads: 437

Comments: 9

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Kindred Heart's Asylum. Believed to be the finest of Coonville. The only, in fact. Because although there were once many establishments created for mental rehabilitation, most mysteriously burned down under questionable circumstances. Most believed it was the patients who created the spark that ignited the flames, quite literally. But then… Read More

Short Story / Memoir

February 28, 2012

Reads: 136

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A weekend trip with a class A junkie Read More

Reads: 109

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

I wrote this a few years ago.... I was trying to put feeling, in this case death, into words... Just to see if it worked.... Read More

Reads: 163

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A nuclear war strikes the earth destroying almost everything and every one on the planet, but joy as one person struggles through to live on this harsh planet. I suck at summeries, the real chapter should be better..hopefully. Read More
Michael Richardson is a manic depressive on the brink of suicide. Only something or someone has an ulterior motive, and wants to keep Michael alive at all costs. A strained detective, the dead reappearing, and a voice on a tape recorder are the solution to why Michael is suddenly so… Read More

Reads: 552

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

In the course of an evening, a blindly rapturous mother sings in praise of the courteous Dr. W to her friend over a bottle - or two - of wine. Yet, when she mentions (in passing)the mysterious disappearance of his wife, his son's disquieting reaction, and the doctor's eery fondness… Read More

Short Story / Humor

December 23, 2009

Reads: 221

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A short sattire on the things which people are willing to do for attention, and on how people's attitudes towards others are changed for the sake of avoiding causing offense. Read More

Reads: 92

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This is the first short story that I intend to be actually read by other people. Read More

Short Story / Humor

April 23, 2009

Reads: 201

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

I tried to sleep after I did my assignments (it was 4 am), but I couldn't. There were these ideas for short stories hovering in my head just begging to be written down then and there. I couldn't refuse, even though I have an 8am class. So I got up… Read More
Here is the first chapter of my novel, 'Wives Association' it gives an introduction to the the stories protagonist and the prestigous 'Wives Association' itself. Hope you enjoy and if you want to know more about the novel please read my biography on my profile :) Read More

Reads: 210

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This is the second part of a trilogy that started with "Monthly Abandon". And once again, it's short. Read More

Short Story / Humor

January 18, 2009

Reads: 316

Comments: 8

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This is a little bit of writing I did a while ago and have noe transformed it into a trilogy. This is the first part of the trilogy and it isn't very long. Read More

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Short Story / Horror

October 04, 2006

Reads: 507

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Two estranged neighbours leading too similar lives... how could it end? Read More
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